Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Porn stars, religion & bodily functions, Nickelback + more...




See? I'm not the only one that reviews reviews! Or needs a life!

*sobs quietly into my snark*


You mean... Nic Cage? No, no, Hightly Reccomen (underground reviewer extraordinaire- he even got into an advance screening!!) wouldn't get something like that wrong. LOOK HE IS A SUPERHERO.

Makes two thumbs up look downright pedestrian, eh?


That nun peeing quota gets filled up REALLY quickly... I blame the communion wine.

Finally, a direct critique to Rod, the true (penis) power behind Ron "Penis" Jeremy's acting prowess. Well played.

That's what she said?

Hell yeah they do. These are the streets Nickelback are from:

CANADA, SON!

(Shout-out the Cammy for bringing this to my attention. Thanks, I guess??)

4 comments:

  1. At least your reviews of reviews are entertaining. And, uh, coherent.

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    I think I'm very disturbed by the fact that there are enough movies with people peeing on nuns that you could run into more than one in a week without trying. Actually, I think I'm just disturbed that there's more than one movie with a person peeing on a nun.

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    Don't be silly, everyone knows they don't have streets in Canada!

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  2. What he meant was "two thumbs WAY up" - I think I'll go back to see all the films Gene and Roger had the same reaction to... or just block out that mental image.

    That reviewer clearly missed the "Top 250 nuns peed on movies" list on imdb.

    You're obviously jealous that Chad Kroeger's streeter than you. I agree with the reviewer's last statement - minus the "the"

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  3. Oh, and thanks to both you and Cammy for the rap. Anyone that sincere must be good.

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  4. And all these years I've been keeping my hands in the freezer before I whack off. *facepalm*

    *pees on a nun*

    *watches video and stares out the window across the border and shakes fist*

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