Damn. Wait, she went to a HOOKER SHOP for her wedding shoes, and he didn't even appreciate that classiness? Damn, Dog. Damn. Get some cooch! I mean, "cooth."
From "DtBH: The Best of Season 2." Sometimes things get real in the Netflix neighborhood.
Also- make bleach your friend, when it comes to leather "If it ain't tight, it ain't right" and finally: "Children will come to [the burial ground] saying, 'Why is Dog buried there? Why is that white man laid there?' And [they're parents will] be able to say, 'Because that white man made a terrible mistake and he requested that.'"
Snitches Get Stitches- Unless It's Dog. Why? 'Cuz He's Cool With God, So Cool That The Big Man Himself Bestowed The Largest Honor A Mortal Can Receive: The Golden Mullet Perm. And God Saw That It Was Good.
What do you meen, no one would expect that dog to save countless lives? His MULLET has saved countless lives by existing. Cripes, watch some A&E already...