$2 billion worth of dorks wanna see it? I feel your pain though, I ignored the commercials just like you and went to the theaters expecting a revival of the 1941 Bengali film Avatar, directed by Premankur Atorthy. BTW, here's the TOTALLY non-dorky guy directing your avatar movie:
"You see, it's with unobtanium that he can bend the air..."
Who would, right? Heath Ledger's acting got even better reviews than he did in Brokeback Mountain, he won an Oscar for it, he even pissed off Jack Nicholson with jealousy to the point of Nicholson acting like a fucking monster, it's one of the highest grossing AND critically acclaimed movies ever and people will be watching it forever.Oh, wait. Did you mean Batman? Yeah, his voice is pretty death metal ridiculous in this. It could be worse, though...
Robin-Ape is lying in wait on the other roof, poo at the ready to fling for distraction!
I KNOW I SAW THAT MOVIE TOO, IT HAS THAT ONE LADY IN IT. I THINK BOOGALOO SHRIMP WAS IN IT, TOO. HE WORE A HAT.
So, let me get this straight. You think it's good, and sometimes great, and maybe even funny that Bambi's mother was murdered? Wow. Just... wow.
Our favorite boundry-pushing underground reviewer Hightly Reccomen is back!! This time with porno cartoon cats and reccomening underage naked girls to "all HORNY MEN." Hey, it got his thing ROCK HARD- Hightly would NOT steer you wrong!
Mmm, yeah. That's EXACTLY what it looks like....
I'll tell you why you have those feelings.... you're becoming a woman. Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you get all the azz your heart desires.
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What? A Gia review that has nothing to do with Angelina Jolie naked? I think you're working too hard Steph if you were able to find that.
ReplyDeletedeath metal ridiculous... watch for copious product placements for Ludens in the next film (hopefully featuring Mogo)
ReplyDeleteno no NOOO... BOOGALOO SHRIMP WAS NOT IN THAT It WAS THE OTHER FREAKER ONE
the last one makes me smile... I can see her becoming the female Hightly Reccomen
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