tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84765052925489504562024-03-13T04:45:45.012-07:00// Netflix Reviews of Doom \\Wonderfully wonderful, confusing, terrifying and possibly offensive reviews I've found surfing Netflix. This blog has no affiliation with Netflix.com
<a href="http://www.twitter.com/_mos_stef_"><img src="http://twitter-badges.s3.amazonaws.com/t_small-a.png"></a>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-50854856514661832122013-07-12T17:38:00.000-07:002013-07-13T13:57:02.703-07:00POPATOPOLIS Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love B-Movie Bombs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Heya! As you probably figured, Netflix nixing the community aspects of the site made the original intent of this site impossible. So with that said, I actually have some free time and Netflix Instant in front of me for a while, so I'm using this space to explore one of my favorite finds:</div>
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... what's the lesson, Jim? You said nothing prior to that, and nothing following. The actress seemed to show up shortly afterwards, and the only feedback we see is that he may not be a big fan of her heels. So... is the lesson that as stupid as the chicks in Hollywood may be, they can keep the director of THE BARE WENCH PROJECT waiting in a parking lot? Is the lesson that the promise of big boobs can tame even the grumpiest of hairy straight-to-video auteurs? Loud n' clear, Big Jim.</div>
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WHATEVER, WE GOT ROGER CORMAN TALKING. You know how everyone trots out names like Ron Howard, Joe Dante, who's-his-face and Sir EtcEtc when talking about who Corman helped to start out? Well count in Jim "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" Wynorski in that list, pal. (How great would it have been if he married Mary Woronov? Then she could have been Mary Woronov-Wynorski. Say that out loud, if you do it right you'll sound like an old timey ghost.) </div>
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So Roger tells us about this young exploitation kid hanging around and learning the trade, while Jim gives us a tour of his Home of Nary-A-Chick. He says he has videos everywhere because he doesn't live with a woman, but I am a woman and I have the same issue so maybe the problem is us, Jim.</div>
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(I did notice he had a poster for the young Jennifer Love Hewiitt vehicle "Little Miss Millions" in his room. I'll admit it creeped me out, until I found out he directed it! That movie came out when I was 9, so I feel I can now claim I was watching Wynorski since childhood. I am going to get laaaaaid.)<br />
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Tom Savini is in every documentary ever that has any kind of tenuous link to movies, have you noticed that? He is, and he loves EVERYTHING. If I got to be Tom Savini I'd be in a pretty good mood too, I suppose. Well he's here and like all of us, he is appreciative of dinosaurs and babes in loincloth.<br />
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There is a sadness I feel in this film, and it's a sadness that isn't connected to "creative people having to hustle for money" or "creepy directors treating everyone like meat", although that is there. No, this sadness starts to lick at my heart when we see clips from Wynorski's early films like THE LOST EMPIRE, and the brightness in his eyes as he shows us the film posters...</div>
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... and starts full-on biting me when the main thrust (HAHAOK) of the film appears. This is not just a look back at a fun, low-budget career; this is about a thing. This is the thing. </div>
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This is the kind of thing where we're supposed to sit back and whoop, "Wooo! Maverick! Throw that fucked up shit together!" The people he's grabbing to work on it, however, are collectively dreaming about shooting themselves in the face. See, you aren't in college anymore. You are expected to pull nothing together to make a something that will actually turn a profit, because now you all have kids and need health insurance and have house payments. On top of that is a simple recipe: Three days + no money= everyone gets treated like shit. </div>
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Monique Parent comes on, and ohmygawd I hope I look that good five years ago. Anyway, she has the exact expression and tone of a single mom who's sitting in a parent-teacher conference, explaining to a bad teacher that the reason her son acts up in class is because his dad ran out on them a few months back and she has to work 16-hour days and they can't always swing the money for the kids medication. In short, she's wary, tired but has a shred of hope that BREAKS YOUR HEART because sometimes lovely women end up getting used and the whole world is a toilet, ya know?</div>
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Her and other actors explain to us that low-budget films usually take three weeks or a month to film. "Then it became two weeks," Ms. Parent says. "Then they started shooting them in a week..." Oh boy, eh? Keep in mind, these are (nearly) full-length movies, not Youtube clips. Then her voice shakes and cracks a bit when she delivers this: </div>
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What are you, a human? Gross! Back to Big Jim, who tells us all you need a Big Chase and a Big Chest in your movie and you're a winner. Smart then, that he named the movie THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK. Witches tend to chase things, and Breastwick makes someone think both of big boobs and a possibly tasty breakfast sandwich so why isn't this guy a billionaire already?</div>
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If you're anything like me, you sometimes look at a massive list of credits on a film and wonder, "How do they keep them all straight? Does a director really control all these people? Where are my keys?" When I was waiting at the end of IRON MAN 3 I actually kind of panicked that so many people actually existed. Well Jim has thought of you and I, unseen chum, because he just needs a 2-person crew for this nonsense.</div>
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So he tells people to get "lights that light breasts really well" lol then to make up for the low payment they "get to be around beautiful naked breasts all the time" lol. I KNOW he's aping this up for the camera, but how much? Maybe he's pulling back? I always thought that while Russ Meyer was obviously attracted to well endowed women sexually, he seemed to tire of talking about them and was probably pretty cut and dry around them on set. Otherwise he'd overdose, and hate boobs forever. Don't let that happen to you, Jims- them boobs are your bread & butter if you had space in your kitchen for bread and butter.</div>
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Maybe I'm wrong, because it'll be an adventure! He's getting a cabin that can hold 12 people, and they all get to share! He calls it an "experiment", which would be fun if you weren't working for someone who seems to be completely disinterested in the people around him. Oh, also there's no food. Let's see how Monique Parent takes that news, shall we?</div>
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No towels are there, just two washcloths. Nobody knew they had to bring towels, so they actually borrow some from the people from the towns bar. They tell this to Jim's face while laughing good-naturedly. You hope Jim would laugh back, and say "I'm sorry guys, I'll take care of that." Well, he DOES laugh! Then suggests each washcloth can cover a breast, hugs the actress and says "Hey, nice to see ya." We don't see Monique in this scene, so I assume she's in a closet, putting the finishing touches on a Wynorski voodoo doll.<br />
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So the actors share pretty funny stories about Jim's low criteria for auditions while we wait for Stormy Daniels, who I appreciate having the kind of name where I don't have to Google to figure out she's worked in porn. (No judgements... except some of those names. Adorable?) When she finally arrives, she has the kind of complaints I don't really sympathize so much with. Yeah, actors get used to a certain amount of pampering- even with a low budget- but these are concessions that I think would be pretty obvious you'd be making. </div>
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I'll admit, I am surprised that actors on porn films and low budget horror/exploitation flicks get driven to the set. I guess it'd suck if it was far away... but a three-day Wynorski movie? Sorry, Stormy, but half the cast has already licked the side of the oven for some kind of sustenance, so you'll have to work on your complaints a bit. Oh, there's no makeup artist? Stormy, you innocent baby unicorn.</div>
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Jim is one of those guys who you meet at a convention, and he seems cool. You could totally have a beer with the guy, if beer wasn't so gross but with such a fascinating history. He's the kind that can turn on the charm, and while he's no George Clooney, he's pleasant to be around. </div>
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That all changes when filming starts. It's no secret that filmmaking is frustrating and tough, but when you mix a three day shoot with expecting things to run smoothly with a two-person crew and no money? COME ON. SERIOUSLY. DON'T BLAME THAT ON THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE STARVING AND USING BAR TOWELS AND EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE TANNING LOTION IN THIS EMPTY CABIN AND ONE MIRROR ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?<br />
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To give you a taste of how obviously sloppy this operation is, we have two actors in a small scene. Jim says "Great, let's move on." The camera guy says "Uh... oh, did you want that?" Jim never said "roll camera" so they had to do it again. Sound had no idea he had to record, either. Way to save time, Jimbo.</div>
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Ooo, a montage! It's of Jim saying "I hate it", "I beg of you", "Fuck it, here it goes", "Pop those tops" and "Here's something the whole family will enjoy." (You see him saying that to little Jennifer Love Hewitt too, right? He was snickering in his mind. Now she plays a lady of the evening on television. THANKS, JIM. I used to idolize her on Kids Incorporated and now what?) It ends with Julie Strain (Swoonsville, Population: Everybody) telling us about him screaming "Run you fucking monks, run!" on the set of!...</div>
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Aw, now we meet his sweet mom... I can't say anything about the guy now. They even showed his childhood book collection! I can't hate on someone after seeing their book collection, unless it has (insert whatever thing you hate so you think I'm cool here.)</div>
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She mentions that he has "The Hungarian Temper", man... I bet Joe Ezterhaus has that too! I can't be mad at any of these guys. She's so cute, I love her. She just barely knows that her son is a director. "All he ever told me was, 'Mom, this movie is coming out. Don't go to see it, you won't like it.'" Cue clip from 976-EVIL II. Then we see a scene from THE CHEERLEADER MASSACRE, and it turns out when one of the cheerleaders calls her mom, they were actually calling Jimmy's mommy. "Have you heard? There's a killer on the loose!" So, SO cute.</div>
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She HAD seen CHOPPING MALL, calling it a "wonderful picture." That's my favorite Wynorski too, Mama Jimmy, and I agree. It's also an important piece of the <i>Kelli Maroney Mall Trilogy</i>, along with NIGHT OF THE COMET and FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.</div>
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Joe Souza is our lead man, and has been affable and easy-going the entire time. Now he has a big love scene against a tree with Stormy Daniels, who is having a bit of trouble with knowing how much she's allowed to do and show. That in mind, everything is going fine until... Joe's face ruins Jim's spank bank image. He ruins it by having a face.</div>
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I like enthusiastic, passionate people to the point that I'm still rooting for Wynorski. At the end of this documentary, Corman says, "Jim is a better director than he thinks he is", and I actually agree. Nobody has any expectations for a movie called "Witches of Breastwick" beyond... well, breasts. If Wynorski was given a great script, money, time, a real crew and a seasoned cast? That would be even more pressure then a quick low budget piece. He could do it, though, but he may be too good at underestimating himself at this point. Also, maybe some anger management classes?</div>
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Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-78721902789451375582011-05-19T16:50:00.001-07:002011-05-19T18:06:57.484-07:00Brutal Sorcerer's Battle Evil Dolls<div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NE18UAmBxYc/TdWxpsF32MI/AAAAAAAAAu4/XLMMuxjEmq8/s1600/Picture%2B5.png"><br /></a><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QKtDmSOFgtQ/TdWxpB5FAVI/AAAAAAAAAuw/vu4p81_OUOk/s1600/Picture%2B4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 139px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QKtDmSOFgtQ/TdWxpB5FAVI/AAAAAAAAAuw/vu4p81_OUOk/s400/Picture%2B4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608584229400412498" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">I have it when I bite my tonque and it goes into my typinq. Unrelated, Q is an awesome fuckinq letter.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kPLTHJhq9zM/TdWxo7sCm-I/AAAAAAAAAuo/OxVE_9bbiaQ/s1600/Picture%2B3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 173px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kPLTHJhq9zM/TdWxo7sCm-I/AAAAAAAAAuo/OxVE_9bbiaQ/s400/Picture%2B3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608584227735116770" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Yeah!<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5tIx-mMJr3c/TdWxovH8eYI/AAAAAAAAAug/zEjElBNQpuQ/s1600/Picture%2B2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 136px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5tIx-mMJr3c/TdWxovH8eYI/AAAAAAAAAug/zEjElBNQpuQ/s400/Picture%2B2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608584224362494338" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">I feel you, and I don't understand people that let their kids watch Child's Play got son/daughter.<br /><br />I had to wait until I was 10 to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre, no fair.<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zErKsyL8yJo/TdWxoQlkoeI/AAAAAAAAAuY/5P8Or9pMA8I/s1600/Picture%2B1.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 116px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zErKsyL8yJo/TdWxoQlkoeI/AAAAAAAAAuY/5P8Or9pMA8I/s400/Picture%2B1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608584216165261794" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Full disclosure: Train is so heartlessly gruesome I feel the need to share a clip to warn people away from it. Warning: not for the weak of heart!<br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kVpv8-5XWOI" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="560"></iframe><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-74806925832416600382011-05-16T09:33:00.000-07:002011-05-16T09:43:05.849-07:00We're Back! (not) A Dinosaur Tale<span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" >Wow, more than a year for an update! Well I'm back updating (at a slightly slower pace than I did before, however). If you enjoy please leave comments so I know this is worth continuing- I'm so insecure! <span style="font-family: verdana;">A</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;" class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">nyway, let's dive back i</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">nto this mad</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ness, shall we?</span></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--9FDCq3uYgE/TdFTcHEVRwI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/Pv3-xwr9gv8/s1600/transformers3.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 161px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--9FDCq3uYgE/TdFTcHEVRwI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/Pv3-xwr9gv8/s400/transformers3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607354753451640578" border="0" /></a></span><br /> </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Actually, the Super Bowl ad was the third movie. The 3-hour toy movie they're going to release in theaters is going to be Transformers 4, which takes off where #3, the prequel to #4, left off. Talking robot babies breakdance while using E*Trade, and Betty White (who transforms into a '77 Cutlass Supreme) teaches Shia LaBouf how to love and be sassy and eat Snickers.</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zz5vzApG7tU/TdFTXvPS7bI/AAAAAAAAAuI/EGXbt-nfT1k/s1600/transformers%2Bdark.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zz5vzApG7tU/TdFTXvPS7bI/AAAAAAAAAuI/EGXbt-nfT1k/s400/transformers%2Bdark.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607354678335696306" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Megan Fox actually has a disorder to stay in the Transformer franchise- as in she literally cannot appear in a non-Transformers movie. All the other films she supposedly appeared in were just sophisticated cardboard stand-ins of Megan Fox with voice chips attached. Sometimes I suspect Michael Bay just lacks the fuck giving capabilities of anything remotely sentient- mind you this is a pet theory of mine.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GAL2_tso6es/TdFTDyez8uI/AAAAAAAAAuA/ZsBjNG2QEco/s1600/transformers.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 140px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GAL2_tso6es/TdFTDyez8uI/AAAAAAAAAuA/ZsBjNG2QEco/s400/transformers.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607354335608697570" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">This only scratches the surface. His mom only liked the second in the series. Dad found the movies lacking but really enjoyed the pink paper version of the script; grandma came on board for the Goldenrod one. His older brother only ironically likes the toys until he gets a girlfriend (or the value significantly drops on the secondary market). His kids will not get to see this because nobody wants to have sex with a Transformers movie fan.</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jxni-A9xFMA/TdFSOCCQUWI/AAAAAAAAAtw/Ni0Oqv23D54/s1600/grownups.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jxni-A9xFMA/TdFSOCCQUWI/AAAAAAAAAtw/Ni0Oqv23D54/s400/grownups.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607353412070953314" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" >Hugh hopes crash hard, especially if you're familiar enough with Rob Schnieder's ouvere that you can refer to his movie as "Deuce B".</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:85%;" ><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w8L5kviTNmc/TdFSwhG0vHI/AAAAAAAAAt4/0olFQbpX0o4/s1600/fockers.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 143px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w8L5kviTNmc/TdFSwhG0vHI/AAAAAAAAAt4/0olFQbpX0o4/s400/fockers.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607354004527168626" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Your guess is as good as mine.</span> </div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-29162532376500418382011-05-14T20:12:00.001-07:002011-05-14T20:15:26.768-07:00BRB!Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-40342555098868394972010-05-02T01:56:00.000-07:002010-05-02T01:57:59.636-07:00Movie Suggestion WIN<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S90-cyW99_I/AAAAAAAAAtI/jOMqr6OiJ8k/s1600/Picture+2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 103px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S90-cyW99_I/AAAAAAAAAtI/jOMqr6OiJ8k/s400/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466594186973018098" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(Click for full size</span></span>)</div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-34749251270958507772010-03-09T21:44:00.000-08:002010-03-09T21:49:52.629-08:00A Temporary New Columnist... or Comminist??<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sorry for lack of updates, I've been downed with a migraine that just won't quit. So I'm gonna turn over the reins to Stefano Patriciano, famed (with waiter/actors, at least) entertainment magazine gossip columnist from New Jersey. I'll warn you know: his takes are longer than mine, but in his beloved breezy, dishy tone the words will just fly by your eyeballs. Take it away, Stefano!</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><div><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 330px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5aOxdL0YwI/AAAAAAAAArY/pVY2_xYU32Q/s400/shaun.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446697779650126594" /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">God, don't you hate coming into movies late? Did you know in Vegas the Cirque du Soleil will HECKLE you if you come in late? I was so mortified I started screaming at the little ringleader man that sounded like 15 European accents mashed together, and had to be restrained and dragged out by Blue Men! </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">One ruined-suit-with-blue-paint-that-won't-come-out and one non-refunded ticket later I learned a hard lesson: don't walk around for two hours before a show drinking countless amounts of those giant margarita glasses. CLEARLY you had the same issue when watching Shaun of the Dead (I ran into Simon Pegg at a Wild Oats once, he's a big fan of ricotta cheese! Can't get into it myself.) Starting to watch a movie with "of the Dead" in the title and being startled that zombies are in it? That's like me walking into a Reese Witherspooon movie and being startled that I fell in love with love all over again!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Also, where the heck is the pun in "having a huge pole shoot straight through her"? That's NOT a pun. You're just trying to make that sexual, which offends and confuses me. Kind of like an Eli Roth movie, but with better dialouge. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5aVorw6HzI/AAAAAAAAArg/Wl7-oUYPvAU/s400/supernova.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446705325526359858" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 126px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I have never heard of this film before now, and I got really excited when I read the title. I thought they had already released a straight-to-DVD sequel to "2021", adding the "Supernova" kinda like when they did that reality show </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordis_Unga"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Rock Star: INXS"</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> and then </span></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Star:_Supernova"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Rock Star: Supernova"</span></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, with that surly Metallica bass player, sexy rotting corpse Tommy Lee and Dobey Gillis... oh, Gilby Clarke?.. who always makes me think of Val Kilmer if he was a pirate that shopped at Hot Topic, so I'm big fan of his!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5afSqrlGTI/AAAAAAAAAsI/IA4B4ZBQ9NE/s1600-h/val_kilmer.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5afSqrlGTI/AAAAAAAAAsI/IA4B4ZBQ9NE/s320/val_kilmer.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446715942394730802" style="text-align: center; float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 171px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5afSC6OaRI/AAAAAAAAAsA/kOyj4IeQc7E/s1600-h/bio_gilby_clarke2.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5afSC6OaRI/AAAAAAAAAsA/kOyj4IeQc7E/s320/bio_gilby_clarke2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446715931718740242" style="text-align: center; float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 160px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">It's like looking into a mirror... on Halloween, and you're dressed like Jack Sparrow. </span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Glad they shot a commie? Hon, the cold war is over, let it go! Hating commies is as outdated as a very recent Newport cigarette magazine ad. We've come a long way, baby! (OK, that's Virginia Slims but it's so inspirational you can apply it anywhere.)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5ac2WoPiMI/AAAAAAAAAr4/RKeN2jE3r44/s400/2360562103_dce5954fab.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446713256952432834" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">"OMG, that club looks sooo cool!" Not pictured: the 90's, surprisingly.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5ahYo4okSI/AAAAAAAAAsg/Dmrty3MQ1PM/s400/thewiz.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446718244015083810" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 339px; height: 130px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Oh my God, what is wrong with you? I hope Diana Ross hears about this and takes a "wiz" on you on! (Now THAT is a pun, Shaun of the Dead reviewer! Learn from... The Wizard! Ho ho I'm on a roll! I love Fred Savage.)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5aisiOHgKI/AAAAAAAAAso/mWlSPtJLz_w/s400/vday2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446719685335154850" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 142px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">THANK YOU! Critics, take a cue- it's completely fine to be adequate, bland and forgettable! If the cast is non-offensive, then that's very pleasant! I don't really get the reference to midgets- er, little people, but I'm with you for the rest of it. Imagine if all the movies you paid good money for were carefully written, acted, directed and made with a passion- you'd be exhausted! Sometimes you just need cinema cottage cheese, and by sometimes I mean 85% of the time.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5akXQBHybI/AAAAAAAAAs4/FpqJmi-5DuY/s400/dontasktell.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446721518694812082" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 150px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Let's see this infamous Hightly Reccomen now...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Signature twice in the beginning? Alright... whit some real hot girl... prevs... what? This is a joke, right? Are all his reviews like this??</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5ak-aCBK4I/AAAAAAAAAtA/BaXXpjfnKSg/s400/blackroses.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446722191397825410" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 178px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">First sentence- one misspelled word but not bad! Second sentence- yes, ok, we know who you are.. Third sentence... sweet bippy, this actually feels as violent as the things it describes! The rest is... barely suppressed rage at his parents? He's so enthusiastic about the murders... alright, that's it for me! </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I'm off to my good friend Cher's house. We're going to study her Oscar and figure out how to slowly turn her more and more into its image.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-60827875600323382352010-03-06T01:09:00.000-08:002010-03-06T02:01:23.524-08:00I Hate Haunted Reservoir Genies<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5InCo1vE6I/AAAAAAAAAqo/rHNxe8xafPk/s1600-h/cheeky.png"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5IcEBbD-lI/AAAAAAAAAqg/ir7TuvLWqH0/s1600-h/hauntinginconn.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 355px; height: 152px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5IcEBbD-lI/AAAAAAAAAqg/ir7TuvLWqH0/s400/hauntinginconn.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445445754871347794" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The Dead Kids Fighting Rhyme would have made a MUCH cooler version of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116756/">Kazaam</a>. MUCH cooler. Can you imagine crying at the end of <a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.do"></a></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.do"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"></span></span></span></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D70cPxYHb0"></a></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D70cPxYHb0"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Kazaam? </span></span></span></a>I mean with pure emotion, instead of relieved insanity or at the loss of your childhood innocence? The real one did creep me out and make me paranoid for a while, though.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5ICNKS1OtI/AAAAAAAAAqY/DxNw5DUJ5U0/s1600-h/itstinks!.png"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5ICNKS1OtI/AAAAAAAAAqY/DxNw5DUJ5U0/s400/itstinks!.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445417324569246418" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 359px; height: 331px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Jay Sherman's gone a little pervo and monosyllabic or something, which is unfortunate since we already have our <a href="http://netflixdoom.blogspot.com/search/label/Hightly%20Reccomen">knighted reviewer of lusty incoherence!</a></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; font-family:Georgia, fantasy;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5InCo1vE6I/AAAAAAAAAqo/rHNxe8xafPk/s400/cheeky.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445457825720374178" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 164px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">See?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5H7OpWDD-I/AAAAAAAAAqI/r1DW1a7rIz0/s1600-h/jay_sherman_it_stinks.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5H7OpWDD-I/AAAAAAAAAqI/r1DW1a7rIz0/s200/jay_sherman_it_stinks.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445409653502709730" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 191px; " /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Amateur.</span></i></div></span><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5HwEfTpdiI/AAAAAAAAAp4/hWA3m_4gEJI/s1600-h/enlacama++.png"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5HwEfTpdiI/AAAAAAAAAp4/hWA3m_4gEJI/s400/enlacama++.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445397384381691426" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 184px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Going solely from this review, I would guess they were talking about<b> "He Blinded Me With Science: The Violent, Erotic Story of Bill Nye the Science Guy"</b>, a True Lifetime story. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Actually, nevermind. There's no WAY that would be boring!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5HUUPQilqI/AAAAAAAAApw/aTup8bjRAdA/s1600-h/vday.png"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5HUUPQilqI/AAAAAAAAApw/aTup8bjRAdA/s400/vday.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445366868626020002" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 137px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ok, know what? That doesn't mean you get to write a review before you see it. Nobody cares! You know how many movies are filmed/set in Brooklyn? It's not a rarity! I live in Las Vegas, if I went and saw every movie filmed here I'd HAVE TO CLAW MY EYES OUT. Stop making completely inane reasons to see movies that are dreck, you're just giving them money!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5GO6fSnK2I/AAAAAAAAApo/hPu9PGRnmpA/s1600-h/reservoirdogs.png"></a></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5GKXh_dc-I/AAAAAAAAApg/XShuB4TCYLg/s1600-h/shutter.png"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5GKXh_dc-I/AAAAAAAAApg/XShuB4TCYLg/s400/shutter.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445285561333806050" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 135px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ohh, THAT character- Forgettado DiAdequate? Yeah, he was great in that one thing! Always overshadowed by other actors, though, for whatever reason.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S5GO6fSnK2I/AAAAAAAAApo/hPu9PGRnmpA/s400/reservoirdogs.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445290559950760802" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 252px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">To make it up to this reviewer for having to suffer through dialouge and character development (yikes! Poor guy...) I shall keep this review action-packed!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">*Pitchoo pitchoo!*</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"No!! My partner!! He was 12 hours from retirement at his little girls wedding!!"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">*Coughing* Avenge me, Antonio..."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Antonio throws knife at passing Ninja) </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Damn right I will, McCloud..."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Antonio bites off then throws a grenade!! An ACTIVE one!!)</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Slow motion, running while carrying McCloud's blood, bullet-riddled corpse)</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> "Whoooooa......!"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Biggest, most amazing explosion ever, ninja body parts flying everywhere!! Antonio whips McCloud's limp, dead body around over his head like a helicopter and flies!)</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Antonio lands on a bikini island of hot ladies. He tosses the corpse of McCloud into the ocean. He lights his cigarette as he regards 50 hot, naked chicks.) </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Hey baby. You look like a grief counselor to me..."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-37546524690639898872010-03-03T13:07:00.000-08:002010-03-04T10:05:50.331-08:00Clown Jugglers? This oughta be fun...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Insane Clown Posse review time! Normally it'd be like shooting giant sharks in one of those little plastic barrels they keep those little plastic monkey toys in, but for some reason juggalos and juggalettes aren't big on DVD reviews...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S47NSpI2wRI/AAAAAAAAApY/Mb4GwXYXBnU/s1600-h/CrankedonICP.jpg"></a></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm86svzQI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/2f0o-yLso4o/s1600-h/Picture+22.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 329px; height: 149px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm86svzQI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/2f0o-yLso4o/s400/Picture+22.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361502691478786" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Magic ninjas... wait, what??</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 355px; height: 155px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm2Nc7UYI/AAAAAAAAAkA/aFcOTcppcFc/s400/Picture+18.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361387466314114" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Well, you're a fantastic parent just the same for renting it for them anyway. :) High five, for contributing to society!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm8ig2RnI/AAAAAAAAAkI/TYO1nqM_WBg/s1600-h/Picture+19.png"></a></span></span><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm8ig2RnI/AAAAAAAAAkI/TYO1nqM_WBg/s1600-h/Picture+19.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 342px; height: 129px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm8ig2RnI/AAAAAAAAAkI/TYO1nqM_WBg/s400/Picture+19.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361496199120498" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sadly, this was the last transmission from "Kamakaze" #23. The 22 kamikazes left similar cryptic goodbye messages, ranging from hints about ninjas with magical powers and mentally disturbed harlequin gangs.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm10wYlTI/AAAAAAAAAj4/17NLRJM1DTY/s1600-h/Picture+17.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 237px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm10wYlTI/AAAAAAAAAj4/17NLRJM1DTY/s400/Picture+17.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361380837037362" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No, not a bad review but... 5 stars? Have the Insane Clown Posse *really* enriched your life to the point that you can give Death Racers an instant pass even though it sucks?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Yeah?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Then the fool is me, I guess. I'm just hatin' cuz I don't have homies. :(</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bHRnKYY5raY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bHRnKYY5raY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm1Q1w1KI/AAAAAAAAAjw/9Cx-vo5x1sU/s1600-h/Picture+16.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 358px; height: 236px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm1Q1w1KI/AAAAAAAAAjw/9Cx-vo5x1sU/s400/Picture+16.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361371195921570" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sci Fi Channel juggalos 4 lyfe! Up yours, limey!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S47NSpI2wRI/AAAAAAAAApY/Mb4GwXYXBnU/s400/CrankedonICP.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444514719701844242" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><i>"What was that again? Send in the clowns my bleedin' arse..."</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm1NQzQDI/AAAAAAAAAjo/IAOicDDTn0g/s1600-h/Picture+14.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 201px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm1NQzQDI/AAAAAAAAAjo/IAOicDDTn0g/s400/Picture+14.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361370235584562" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">But what do scary men in clown makeup have to do with death racing, anyway? What does enjoying that insanity have <i>anything</i> to do with me wanting to see cars that murder people/each other?? I don't understand anything anymore!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm088kO2I/AAAAAAAAAjg/6gcvcbqVEeA/s1600-h/Picture+13.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 347px; height: 197px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4cm088kO2I/AAAAAAAAAjg/6gcvcbqVEeA/s400/Picture+13.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442361365855746914" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"This is a film intended to be for an audience of juggalos." Really? Let's check the synopsis...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Four hyped-up teams of contestants compete to win a violent race in this action-packed sci-fi flick. Living in a grim future world in which life is cheap, the racers will do anything to win. Even killing competitors off while pushing their vehicles to go the distance is not against the rules -- and is probably the only way to prevail. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse star, along with former WWE star Raven."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I'm not sure this is true. What about the massive fans of WWE star Raven?? You want to deny them this thrill ride? I'm so sick of this juggalo elitism- them and their jaunty hunts for chickens and whatnot. Good day to you, sirs!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(Thanks <a href="http://insomniaczac.deviantart.com/">Insomniac Zac</a> for your decapitation work!)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-74949542487548177952010-03-02T14:39:00.000-08:002010-03-02T16:09:32.316-08:00I have an agenda. Of PAIN.<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42i-OzWIFI/AAAAAAAAAo4/zmsSlb7id_k/s1600-h/lepchucky.png"><img style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 119px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42i-OzWIFI/AAAAAAAAAo4/zmsSlb7id_k/s320/lepchucky.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444186714569842770" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">YOU LIE! Sigh. I got all excited, too. Now all we can do is imagine it... or watch Youtube videos of mash-ups of Child's Play & Leprechaun!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nt7Pqh9vPmA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Nt7Pqh9vPmA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">This totally looks like a fantastic movie that would set box office records!!</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42bAVMcLQI/AAAAAAAAAog/dZ5b_LWKg7c/s1600-h/cobra.png"><img style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42bAVMcLQI/AAAAAAAAAog/dZ5b_LWKg7c/s320/cobra.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444177954552425730" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Amen, sister! Action heroes just don't know who to punch anymore...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42fMA0Ta3I/AAAAAAAAAow/1OXO0ywC7JM/s320/schwarzenegger-confirms_expendables.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444182553287420786" style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px; " /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Not him, he's Republican!! I know he's an Austrian actor, but he's not a Democrat!! Dammit, Sly, you used to know how to be a MAN!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Georgia, fantasy;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42mS6g1KdI/AAAAAAAAApQ/rbk__Y6sxFc/s1600-h/fighting.png"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42mS6g1KdI/AAAAAAAAApQ/rbk__Y6sxFc/s400/fighting.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444190368435612114" style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 361px; height: 138px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hell yeah! Just as long as the person you punch is for Obama's healthcare plan- then it's not a bad thing at all, it's <b>JUSTICE</b>.</span></span></div></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42Xi1wFKfI/AAAAAAAAAn4/8z150Uu0jtE/s1600-h/jericho.png"><img style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 339px; height: 132px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42Xi1wFKfI/AAAAAAAAAn4/8z150Uu0jtE/s400/jericho.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444174149360888306" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Alright- full disclosure. Obama personally cancelled it because Biden </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">hates</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> Skeet Ulrich.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42ZxCuvHDI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/4VdUib30BTo/s1600-h/skeet_ulrich_3.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42ZxCuvHDI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/4VdUib30BTo/s200/skeet_ulrich_3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444176592386333746" style="cursor: pointer; width: 154px; height: 200px; " /></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42ZxmWEkVI/AAAAAAAAAoY/Orihm55raN8/s200/BidenImage20.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444176601946558802" style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 154px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Put on a SHIRT young man, and stop writing things on yourself like some methed-out child! What the hell kind of name is Skeet anyway, do you think that's professional? I can't believe anyone thought you'd be the next Johnny Depp... "The Craft". Please. More like "The Crap"! And "Scream"! Sir, what in God's name do you have against the lovely Neve Campbell?"</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42fMA0Ta3I/AAAAAAAAAow/1OXO0ywC7JM/s1600-h/schwarzenegger-confirms_expendables.jpg"></a></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42bA4zErWI/AAAAAAAAAoo/F_wD5p0I-T4/s1600-h/brokeback.png"><img style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 135px; " src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42bA4zErWI/AAAAAAAAAoo/F_wD5p0I-T4/s320/brokeback.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444177964109704546" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1u4CXlIYjyE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1u4CXlIYjyE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rdd26gutN80&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rdd26gutN80&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Not really in the mood to snark this reviewer. You knew what the f**k the movie was about when you chose to rent it. Don't expect art to </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">conform to your narrow, bigoted little "agenda". Don't like the movie- </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">fine. But don't act like a twisted little monster that deserves to be </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">somewhere at the exclusion of others. /end rant.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sorry, I need a review palette cleanser after that...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: normal; font-family:Georgia, fantasy;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42laZ3coPI/AAAAAAAAApI/bl02DkccQ7I/s1600-h/Picture+14.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S42laZ3coPI/AAAAAAAAApI/bl02DkccQ7I/s400/Picture+14.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444189397599428850" style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 356px; height: 345px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">*sigh* Thank you.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></span></span></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-45439358289887600962010-02-28T20:26:00.000-08:002010-03-01T13:19:26.924-08:00They're Not Conspiracy Theories IF I HAVE PROOF!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uECm4GlhI/AAAAAAAAAno/kAEyzZL-XkI/s1600-h/dogofflanders.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 136px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uECm4GlhI/AAAAAAAAAno/kAEyzZL-XkI/s400/dogofflanders.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443589754937841170" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sigh... it's just more of Hollywood's racist casting whitewashing. The original Lassie had to take the secret of his Jewish roots to his grave- true story!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uCNVfhlgI/AAAAAAAAAng/84rsNyL-9Ms/s1600-h/perfume.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 358px; height: 168px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uCNVfhlgI/AAAAAAAAAng/84rsNyL-9Ms/s400/perfume.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443587740226655746" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Psh. Another pretentious film studen</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- I mean, oh! This is so insightful, I thought I'd put it here so you guys see what a GOOD review looks like! Puts me in mind of Federico Fellini's #3 Hyundai Sonata mise en scene, in fact...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><i> I'm a genius!!</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uAoXBDNSI/AAAAAAAAAnY/ohQfvZ6e9dg/s1600-h/tamara.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 361px; height: 215px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uAoXBDNSI/AAAAAAAAAnY/ohQfvZ6e9dg/s400/tamara.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443586005468919074" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">It's the most touching film about the lessons bulls must learn since "Raging Bull", about a prized bull that needed to work on his anger issues/right hook. It flared whenever he saw red- he would see red. Still, this one is great & a little less pretentious. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uAZ58GCmI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/fWxx5zMk2lg/s1600-h/CarrievsCows-TheBurnaning.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4uAZ58GCmI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/fWxx5zMk2lg/s400/CarrievsCows-TheBurnaning.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443585757145336418" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(<a href="http://insomniaczac.deviantart.com/">Insomniac Zac</a> assures me no bulls were bbq'd in the making of this Photoshop!)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4tCDIwjd3I/AAAAAAAAAnI/oWsOc-UtTs4/s1600-h/8legged.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 337px; height: 130px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4tCDIwjd3I/AAAAAAAAAnI/oWsOc-UtTs4/s400/8legged.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443517196265551730" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Scarlett Johansson was 16-17 when she made this movie- and really? You rent a movie called "Eight Legged Freaks", that's rated PG-13, expecting topless scenes of two actresses- one underaged? This takes a new, towering level of perverted optimism in film reviewing that Hightly could only dream of...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Georgia, fantasy;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4wkisuDsVI/AAAAAAAAAnw/DicFhrQWpQQ/s1600-h/learntophonics.png"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4wkisuDsVI/AAAAAAAAAnw/DicFhrQWpQQ/s400/learntophonics.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443766228122579282" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 177px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">So we see the problem come full circle. Someone FINALLY trying to better their reviewing skills, and Netflix continually keeps them down by sending them damaged discs. I'm starting to think this is what you want, Netflix. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Is this some kind of multi-leveled conspiracy? Are you in with the big Hollywood studios, breeding new reviewers that are so incomprehensible that the movie watchers will no longer be able to understand them, thus will never be warned of awful movies?!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">If this blog disappears soon, you'll know why. I'll leave you guys instructions, hidden in code, in a review of Sanford & Son: Season 3 in the event of my assassination. </span></span></div></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-5551159033015585282010-02-27T15:51:00.000-08:002010-03-01T13:12:01.187-08:00True movie love, taboos more Larry the Cable Guy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nKLxWrZ2I/AAAAAAAAAnA/tG3J5lgRx0k/s1600-h/evildead.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 346px; height: 151px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nKLxWrZ2I/AAAAAAAAAnA/tG3J5lgRx0k/s400/evildead.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443103928229783394" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">So... "The Biggest Taboo" turns out to be playing an old record in a cabin that chants evil to possess & zombie-fy all it comes in touch with the girl that gets attacked by the tree branches... ouch? </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Huh. Well, I still think Sade could probably make a song out of that. If nothing else I </span></span><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">really</span></span></b></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> want to hear her try.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F3cFVlKO8gA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F3cFVlKO8gA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">"The biggest tabooo... is becoming </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 17px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">host to a Kandarian demon... the biggest taboo...for God's sake, what happened to her eyyyyes, baaaaby...."</span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nKElCFTkI/AAAAAAAAAm4/u4L4cMAAh7M/s1600-h/elsewhere.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 148px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nKElCFTkI/AAAAAAAAAm4/u4L4cMAAh7M/s400/elsewhere.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443103804663090754" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I can't think of anything to say to this, it makes that little sense. All I can do is point and say "Look, look! This is what comes out when a movie gets filtered through this persons brain and out their fingers!!" That, and oh hey- it's that girl from <i>Up in the Air</i> and the <i>Twilght</i> movies. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Oh, was that boring? Excuse me! Sometime my views are not the helper. I have just tried. :(</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nBV0tqzsI/AAAAAAAAAmg/P0uwyB8YVik/s1600-h/baitshop2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 370px; height: 134px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nBV0tqzsI/AAAAAAAAAmg/P0uwyB8YVik/s400/baitshop2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443094205325561538" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I'm glad there was nothing offensive in this for her (save for the filmmaker's regard for the viewers intelligence) but just because she's 88 and needs you to set up the DVD player for her doesn't mean you should force the poor woman to watch Larry the Cable Guy movies. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">C'mon, she carried you for 9 months! You can at least carry in the complete series of The Golden Girls. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Sun rise, sun set. Son rise, Golden TV set...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4myG38WjcI/AAAAAAAAAmY/CPDc3x4QTZM/s1600-h/a78++zsa+zsa.jpg"></a></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4mxGvC-_nI/AAAAAAAAAmQ/7mTSDvgAzGI/s1600-h/latemarriage.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 346px; height: 143px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4mxGvC-_nI/AAAAAAAAAmQ/7mTSDvgAzGI/s400/latemarriage.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443076353920269938" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I have no idea what this lady is on about. Except I know how Zsa Zsa feels about marriage:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">"</span></span><span class="body"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">"</span></span><span class="body"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4myG38WjcI/AAAAAAAAAmY/CPDc3x4QTZM/s400/a78++zsa+zsa.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443077455820000706" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 359px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Sometimes you need to find a middle ground with understanding/relating to reviewers. I tend to find comfort in fabulous ruffles and jewels, darling.</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Alright, after that last review- to prove I'm not made of stone (or diamonds, as the case may be. No competition from over here, Rob Pattinson!) The below review is not bad at all. It even has a heartwarming ending. No fooling!</span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nHo6IQCFI/AAAAAAAAAmw/9azSrhXo-vc/s1600-h/daninreallife.png"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nHo6IQCFI/AAAAAAAAAmw/9azSrhXo-vc/s400/daninreallife.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443101130266511442" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 168px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Aw, I love reviews with a happy ending. :) Let's look at some later reviews from the same fella and see how the relationship is going...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nHoYRVmaI/AAAAAAAAAmo/5ZuVfZbASYs/s1600-h/trooluv.png"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4nHoYRVmaI/AAAAAAAAAmo/5ZuVfZbASYs/s400/trooluv.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443101121177819554" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 94px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(click image for larger size)</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">She... bought you "Thumb Wars: The Last Cuticle" and "Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself". For your birthday.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Love is dead.</span></span></div><div><br /></div></span></i></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-24723305579192215822010-02-24T10:01:00.000-08:002011-05-16T09:47:48.981-07:00Teen Sex Comedies of the DAMNED!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XlVQD2zXI/AAAAAAAAAi4/BxA8U9lyIkg/s1600-h/betahouse.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 137px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XlVQD2zXI/AAAAAAAAAi4/BxA8U9lyIkg/s400/betahouse.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442007877998267762" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Young girls... the whole fixation with vampire movies- sorry, "vampier moveis"- is only helping to shove dudes towards these straight-to-video T&A fests! You need to come together, watch "Lost Boys" with each other and work the whole thing out.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Xp8nuSy8I/AAAAAAAAAjY/MF7QtTMXExw/s400/dreamteam.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442012952411687874" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 132px;" border="0" /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Oh cool, really? 'Cause you make it sound so intereszzzzzzing. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Wha? Oh, sorry! As I was saying, you really bring the plot and characters to lifzzzzzzz</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>I refuse to see this or believe it, I seem to be trapped i</i></span></span><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: verdana;">n some fugue dream state.</span></span><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4W36wmioTI/AAAAAAAAAig/z8Mcagg0yOA/s1600-h/zzyzx.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 354px; height: 180px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4W36wmioTI/AAAAAAAAAig/z8Mcagg0yOA/s400/zzyzx.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441957944853963058" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">So... I guess the ending was spoiled? Yet somehow I still have no idea what happened? Or if you even reviewed a movie, or if this is merely a peek into an entry from some weird dream journal you keep? So... thanks?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4VrlknNqHI/AAAAAAAAAhw/lr9Lrp1J-cI/s1600-h/deadline.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 168px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4VrlknNqHI/AAAAAAAAAhw/lr9Lrp1J-cI/s400/deadline.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441874017974593650" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I'm cool on imagining that, actually. I appreciate you sharing </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">your</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> imagination, though. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; font-family: verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;font-family:arial,fantasy;font-size:85%;" class="Apple-style-span" >Not to mention e</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;" class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ncourag</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">i</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ng me to commit suicide. Like Tha</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">nksgivi</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ng all over agai</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">n</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">....</span></span></span></span><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XGJtADK1I/AAAAAAAAAiw/Wov9efg8wbM/s1600-h/virginterr.png"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XGJtADK1I/AAAAAAAAAiw/Wov9efg8wbM/s400/virginterr.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441973594748037970" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 357px; height: 131px;" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">So, does she mean "cutie" or Quentin Tarantino? YOU make the call!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(It's kind of an easy call, actually- if it was Tarantino the milk maids would be called the Milk Maid Mafia and katanas would be involved, somehow- and FEET!)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object id="ce_91912527" height="226" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/91912527/en_US"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://current.com/e/91912527/en_US" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="226" width="400"></embed></object></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,fantasy;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4W7nL2hkqI/AAAAAAAAAio/A19vtr9pBQk/s1600-h/cannibalgod.png"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4W7nL2hkqI/AAAAAAAAAio/A19vtr9pBQk/s400/cannibalgod.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441962006617887394" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 149px;" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I didn't get the "DR. NO SUCKS" reference, until I looked at the cast list and saw that the gorgeous Ursela Andress was in "Slave of the Cannibal God" as well. So in Hightly's mind, this-</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XnuYSyoxI/AAAAAAAAAjA/8BoivFqUnMY/s400/ursela.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442010508728378130" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" border="0" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">is complete poo compared to this-</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XoRtgzugI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/-RwsjIvjsHY/s1600-h/Ursula+Undead+gets+some+head.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4XoRtgzugI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/-RwsjIvjsHY/s400/Ursula+Undead+gets+some+head.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442011115719735810" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ok I gotta admit, Ursela Undead finally doing in the Highlander would be pretty sweet. Hightly, you've done it again!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(Big thanks yet again to </span></i></span><a href="http://insomniaczac.deviantart.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Insomniac Zac</span></i></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"> for his sweet Bond girl zombie making skillz!)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></span></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-79888382421477734902010-02-23T17:00:00.001-08:002011-05-16T09:47:58.938-07:00Blind Leading the Blind<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4SD8XyoV1I/AAAAAAAAAhg/N0A0RPRWFcY/s1600-h/rv.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 172px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4SD8XyoV1I/AAAAAAAAAhg/N0A0RPRWFcY/s400/rv.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441619322972165970" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I TOTALLY agree! It's so nice seeing millionaire actors playing ORDINARY PEOPLE pretending and making jokes about TOILING TO MAKE LIFE WORK within RV-centric hijinks. Just like most of us do!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_GP8Cq4I/AAAAAAAAAhQ/nP9MJNTNRhI/s1600-h/clashofthetitans.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 198px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_GP8Cq4I/AAAAAAAAAhQ/nP9MJNTNRhI/s400/clashofthetitans.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441613995104709506" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I always said The Rock should play Medusa, but who listens to me? Apparently this person would! Wouldn't be able to understand anything they'd say, but at least I'm not alone anymore..</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Also, reviewing an unreleased film based on its trailer on Youtube? </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Cripes</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> these reviewers are cutting-edge. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_Fqkj46I/AAAAAAAAAhI/dP7QNjnPOVA/s1600-h/brideman.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 352px; height: 340px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_Fqkj46I/AAAAAAAAAhI/dP7QNjnPOVA/s400/brideman.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441613985074111394" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">What if I don't like horrific romantic comedies that are neither romantic nor comedic? Talk about making me covet a little violence... (or a lot, as the case may be) </span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_FLpsMlI/AAAAAAAAAhA/PmQIF8SNt2E/s1600-h/blindness.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 198px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4R_FLpsMlI/AAAAAAAAAhA/PmQIF8SNt2E/s400/blindness.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441613976774128210" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">WOW, dude, lay off! :( Julianne Moore... please don't be so sensitive! You were in Boogie Nights AND The Big Lebowski. Don't let anyone push you around, red.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4SFN9FDe6I/AAAAAAAAAho/f3T1xecCnfg/s1600-h/tmnyninja.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 357px; height: 251px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4SFN9FDe6I/AAAAAAAAAho/f3T1xecCnfg/s400/tmnyninja.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441620724550957986" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Yeah, </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Netflix</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> should really fact-check better...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4LI_SfljpI/AAAAAAAAAfg/tj4La5l-KmY/s1600-h/dubble.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4LI_SfljpI/AAAAAAAAAfg/tj4La5l-KmY/s320/dubble.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441132289438617234" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Rare, unsigned Hightly Reccomen reviews. These bad, big-boobed gals sadly did not earn his signature. Enjoy!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div></div></div></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-36682814270208414862010-02-22T22:36:00.001-08:002010-03-07T05:25:54.415-08:00The Moviegoer vs. The Evil Film Critics vs. Hightly Reccomen<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">For those of you wondering why I made that podcast, well... here's why. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The Netflix community- which, of course, is like the UN of the world's moviegoers- was crying out for Hightly Reccomen. For a change from those evil, rich, mean-spirited reviewers that ONLY care about ruining our good time! Don't believe me? Then cup your ear to the cries of revolution on the streets, and read on...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4ZfqSwhI/AAAAAAAAAgg/lTNT2d6etMs/s1600-h/evilcritics6.png"></a></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4ZfqSwhI/AAAAAAAAAgg/lTNT2d6etMs/s1600-h/evilcritics6.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: center;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 170px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4ZfqSwhI/AAAAAAAAAgg/lTNT2d6etMs/s400/evilcritics6.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441325154184643090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4MaYANoI/AAAAAAAAAgY/W8b2CimikCg/s1600-h/evilcritics5.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 242px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4MaYANoI/AAAAAAAAAgY/W8b2CimikCg/s400/evilcritics5.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441324929427453570" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Some of you cynics might be thinking to yourself, "Dude, it's not the critics fault... you just have awful, vomit-inducing, migraine-creating, unrefined, too-horrific-to-even-laugh-at taste in movies." </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sooo cynical.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4L7gIjhI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/kufPhxn1r5k/s1600-h/evilcritics4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 202px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4L7gIjhI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/kufPhxn1r5k/s400/evilcritics4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441324921140055570" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hell yeah! The success of a movie based on toys that cost... well, a lot... deserve to be #1! Because Hollywood cares about us, the movie lovers! They aren't cranking out soulless pap with big explosions and giant robot testicles for the Evil Film Critics- it's for us! The people they laugh at while they take our money for watching what is essentially a near 3-hour commercial! Take THAT!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4LsrX8pI/AAAAAAAAAgI/TaCXz_eJhjY/s1600-h/evilcritics3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 233px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4LsrX8pI/AAAAAAAAAgI/TaCXz_eJhjY/s400/evilcritics3.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441324917160669842" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Even if they did see the show- it's like they expected the movie to stand on its own merits and be entertaining, or something!! I hate those fancy Hollywood critics <i>so much</i>....</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4LFz5fOI/AAAAAAAAAgA/I1BPDVvvoXQ/s1600-h/evilcritics2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 233px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4LFz5fOI/AAAAAAAAAgA/I1BPDVvvoXQ/s400/evilcritics2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441324906727439586" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">To be fair, I think with a director with the name "Shankman" should be making sweet, violent, sexy exploitation films...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4OF9oTIHBI/AAAAAAAAAg4/sKLOL81oysY/s1600-h/3d.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4OF9oTIHBI/AAAAAAAAAg4/sKLOL81oysY/s320/3d.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441340068629847058" /></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic; font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Now </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">t</span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">hat's </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">a bedtime story!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 173px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4K4sNbAI/AAAAAAAAAf4/eKI_LSN35KM/s400/evilcritics1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441324903205530626" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"></span></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hear that, poor, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">beleaguered movie watcher? It's the winds of change, blowing away from those evil movie critics asses that pick on Larry </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">the Cable Guy just 'cuz he's awesome and AMERICAN, and towards a new generation of reviewer. Enjoy.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4ZhkdfRI/AAAAAAAAAgo/W6IAbTntr2Y/s1600-h/wolfman.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 342px; height: 176px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4N4ZhkdfRI/AAAAAAAAAgo/W6IAbTntr2Y/s400/wolfman.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441325154697051410" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Bask in its glow... that's what it's there for...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Thank you, Hightly. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-89563163137287149402010-02-21T13:14:00.000-08:002010-02-21T13:21:22.650-08:00The Tale of Hightly Reccomen: Renegade Film Reviewer<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); white-space: pre; "><div>The first audio entry of the blog! Here is (part 1?) of my look into the work of Hightly Reccomen. Please feel free to click his name under this post and peruse his reviews while I discuss his influence and share some of his reviews- some posted here, and some new ones!</div><div><br /></div><p style="visibility:visible" height="89"><embed src="http://embed.snapvine.com/flash/starboard.swf?url=http://www.snapvine.com&urn=/api/get_blog_post/d_raoh8uEd-cbgAwSFxytA&type=mini" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" wmode="transparent" height="55" width="350" style="width:350px;height:55px" name="starboard" align="middle"></embed><br /><a href="http://www.snapvine.com/u/iSiuPB8nEd-cbgAwSFxytA" target="_blank">Comment</a> | <a href="http://www.snapvine.com/bp/d_raoh8uEd-cbgAwSFxytA" target="_blank">Copy This</a></p></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, fantasy;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Verdana, -webkit-fantasy;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; white-space: pre;">You can also download the mp3 here- <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: tahoma, verdana, arial; white-space: pre-wrap; "><a href="http://www.filefreak.com/files/129056_unzrw/hightlyreccomen.mp3">hightlyreccomen.mp3</a></span></span></span></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-44905809343835976582010-02-21T10:01:00.001-08:002010-02-21T10:48:53.577-08:00Ride the Funky Freedom Train of Love, Baby!<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre-wrap; font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:11px;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 273px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fx2Iy7O0I/AAAAAAAAAfQ/vRjwHoO44rA/s320/eric_roberts_mugshot.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440754999728225090" /><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 232px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4FwQOUGslI/AAAAAAAAAfA/LDgGOau73c0/s400/runawaytrain.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440753248862909010" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">He's... free...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(Play the video for the full majesty!</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKlxLJPYNXY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cKlxLJPYNXY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fx2YlRfiI/AAAAAAAAAfY/pZ_kNoXrSOM/s1600-h/eagle1.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 202px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fx2YlRfiI/AAAAAAAAAfY/pZ_kNoXrSOM/s320/eagle1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440755003965931042" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fx1muWoyI/AAAAAAAAAfI/hrXOM0UPCak/s320/eric-roberts.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440754990582244130" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Free...</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BqRRqwn6I/AAAAAAAAAeg/TQq69ANkL5k/s1600-h/caligula.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 164px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BqRRqwn6I/AAAAAAAAAeg/TQq69ANkL5k/s400/caligula.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440465194896629666" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ooo... Google needs to do a Caligula-themed </span></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnsSUqgkDwU"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">search commercial</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> asap.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Nude Roman commune... the Romans were the first dirty, free-lovin' hippies in history, you know. Very educational film, this.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BfU5EHeLI/AAAAAAAAAdw/urBQeqtSDuM/s1600-h/ballsofury.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 137px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BfU5EHeLI/AAAAAAAAAdw/urBQeqtSDuM/s400/ballsofury.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440453162383669426" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I don't know... it seems like a fairly lateral move to me.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BZ90eHv3I/AAAAAAAAAdo/undKmNuVfIg/s1600-h/trucker.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 124px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BZ90eHv3I/AAAAAAAAAdo/undKmNuVfIg/s400/trucker.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440447268455432050" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I think you mean a 3 </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">inch</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> part!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">*rimshot*</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></b></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4AqHGCDEmI/AAAAAAAAAdY/ihR9zd-quJA/s1600-h/mirrors.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4AqHGCDEmI/AAAAAAAAAdY/ihR9zd-quJA/s400/mirrors.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440394651230212706" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Does it? Really? Because I would think it'd be more like "Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">DEADEST</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> one of all?"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">or</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"The most </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">MURDERED</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> of them all?"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">or</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"The most</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">STABBED</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> of them all?"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">or</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"The most- H</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">OLY SHIT THERE'S A GHOST IN THE MIRROR!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div></div></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fur_zxqhI/AAAAAAAAAew/qw2VJzTrxws/s1600-h/youngadam.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 345px; height: 136px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4Fur_zxqhI/AAAAAAAAAew/qw2VJzTrxws/s400/youngadam.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440751526982298130" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Just </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">funkaaay</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">!</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4FurZZNbKI/AAAAAAAAAeo/oNYA_tKxw4Y/s1600-h/george_bootsy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4FurZZNbKI/AAAAAAAAAeo/oNYA_tKxw4Y/s400/george_bootsy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440751516670323874" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Don't question it, baby</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHE6hZU72A4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHE6hZU72A4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div></div></div></span>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-70894455072397474012010-02-20T14:19:00.001-08:002010-02-20T20:51:27.319-08:00Cruz OUT of Control! Ha!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Click image for regular size, though you really won't need to.)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgJXsEWZI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/Y-FAz9uwyCw/s1600-h/cruz4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgJXsEWZI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/Y-FAz9uwyCw/s400/cruz4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440454063957498258" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgI8RDfPI/AAAAAAAAAeI/9uYTK5AEahs/s1600-h/cruz3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgI8RDfPI/AAAAAAAAAeI/9uYTK5AEahs/s400/cruz3.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440454056596438258" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgIqUo-HI/AAAAAAAAAeA/4V7_85IoRhU/s1600-h/cruz2.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 176px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgIqUo-HI/AAAAAAAAAeA/4V7_85IoRhU/s400/cruz2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440454051779639410" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgIKBKGiI/AAAAAAAAAd4/_wlzfg37ZUI/s1600-h/cruz1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BgIKBKGiI/AAAAAAAAAd4/_wlzfg37ZUI/s400/cruz1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440454043107990050" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Wait- what's required whenever Cruz is on screen? </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Your lack of clarity makes these reviews unreadable.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BoiyfJpXI/AAAAAAAAAeY/JreP757jFlc/s1600-h/adrien-brody-penelope-cruz.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 308px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S4BoiyfJpXI/AAAAAAAAAeY/JreP757jFlc/s400/adrien-brody-penelope-cruz.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440463296740828530" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">That guy from that piano movie: "Jesus Christo woman, what are you saying??"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">CRUZ TRANSLATION: "I will now consume your soul through your neck flesh with my alien suction fingers, Adrien Brody."*</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><i>*(I'd like to thank the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center for providing the translation. You guys are the best!!)</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-36556069859342393732010-02-19T19:22:00.001-08:002012-03-28T10:09:30.309-07:00This is why I'm hot.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39WS8yBJ6I/AAAAAAAAAdI/I14hQLV9F30/s1600-h/i_am_hot_tshirt-p235975653585562323qn8v_400.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39WS8yBJ6I/AAAAAAAAAdI/I14hQLV9F30/s320/i_am_hot_tshirt-p235975653585562323qn8v_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161758440400802" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No, seriously. Caution. </span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39WFIVBllI/AAAAAAAAAdA/q-7FO0t123g/s1600-h/iamhot01.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 354px; height: 151px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39WFIVBllI/AAAAAAAAAdA/q-7FO0t123g/s400/iamhot01.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161521021851218" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Nice, huh? Wait for it...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VxY015hI/AAAAAAAAAc4/FgQxN8wwTkw/s1600-h/iamhot1.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 134px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VxY015hI/AAAAAAAAAc4/FgQxN8wwTkw/s400/iamhot1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161181852886546" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Mmmhmm....</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39Vw7HUhpI/AAAAAAAAAco/mC8YZlUXvI4/s1600-h/iamhot4.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 138px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39Vw7HUhpI/AAAAAAAAAco/mC8YZlUXvI4/s400/iamhot4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161173877327506" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">IT'S CALLED A SPOILERS TAG YOU STUPID BITC- oh, wait- you're hot?</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Um... you review here often? Heh. That movie looked lame anyway, I don't care that you spoiled the ending, it's cool...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;font-family:Georgia,fantasy;" ><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VxBslY-I/AAAAAAAAAcw/bpEqI1WJE_Y/s1600-h/iamhot2.png"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VxBslY-I/AAAAAAAAAcw/bpEqI1WJE_Y/s400/iamhot2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161175644234722" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 135px;" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Pee in the pores? As a beauty tip I find this disgusting, but she IS hot... dammit. I can't argue with that. <i>Dammit.</i></span></span></div></span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><i><br /></i></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VwZkafaI/AAAAAAAAAcg/l-7n7wF_M7o/s1600-h/iamhot5.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 135px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39VwZkafaI/AAAAAAAAAcg/l-7n7wF_M7o/s400/iamhot5.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440161164872547746" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I think I've uncovered the secret to becoming hot... urine! </span></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3z3Nq1A8JI/AAAAAAAAAZg/lT7seayzlnk/s1600-h/sickgirl.png"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">The nuns were right all along!</span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39cRi0Dj-I/AAAAAAAAAdQ/zBgu_I3TGR4/s1600-h/Sexynunsmoking.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S39cRi0Dj-I/AAAAAAAAAdQ/zBgu_I3TGR4/s320/Sexynunsmoking.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440168331359522786" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande',-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Keep those sinful thoughts in check or she'll put that out in your eye- that's hot nun<br />justice!)</span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:'Lucida Grande',-webkit-fantasy;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-34713303635608479122010-02-19T01:14:00.000-08:002010-02-21T10:25:33.335-08:00Bedazzled Aliens Murder Bill Murray's Ghost Baby<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S37dCBWO5UI/AAAAAAAAAcI/gPPZvT3P2Jk/s1600-h/entity.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 362px; height: 231px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S37dCBWO5UI/AAAAAAAAAcI/gPPZvT3P2Jk/s400/entity.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440028426701301058" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Ghost raping based on a true story... but yeah, the <i>weird </i>part when her son has more cajones than her boyfriend. </div><br /><span style="color:black;"><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35WphJAULI/AAAAAAAAAbo/sqLnAuw10LE/s1600-h/stripes.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 128px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35WphJAULI/AAAAAAAAAbo/sqLnAuw10LE/s400/stripes.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439880671180902578" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">You... do know Bill Murray is still alive and making movies, right? </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">Right?</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35ZShqaYdI/AAAAAAAAAb4/TdVZ-4hFhik/s1600-h/Picture+5.png"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35ZShqaYdI/AAAAAAAAAb4/TdVZ-4hFhik/s1600-h/Picture+5.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 400px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35ZShqaYdI/AAAAAAAAAb4/TdVZ-4hFhik/s400/Picture+5.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439883574718915026" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sometimes I feel that there are reviewers that just want to mess with peoples heads. Maybe she's punishing whoever would want to rent these movies, so she injects a migraine into their skulls via the typed word.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Need more evidence?</span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 168px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35aV3SfTcI/AAAAAAAAAcA/-x4Rg5hBevc/s400/alienlockdown.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439884731575389634" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I TOLD YOU!! </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Ha. Ha! I told you </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">all</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">...<br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35Xmfkn23I/AAAAAAAAAbw/zNBHQ-7jBoY/s1600-h/21.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 156px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S35Xmfkn23I/AAAAAAAAAbw/zNBHQ-7jBoY/s400/21.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439881718731889522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"If This Person Was A Filmmaker: In Four Images" Presents <i>21:</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"I want to get into this collage."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://effervescencemm8.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/collage-00.jpg" /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Dazzle me. I mean- dazzel me ???"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/extendedplay/images/2007/11/20/swift300.jpg" /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">DAZZZZEELLLZZZ!!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><a href="http://www.dolliecrave.com/" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/mitsiki/dolliecrave/pony/14.gif" border="0" alt="My Little Pony Glitter Graphics" /></span></span></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;">=</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://www.dougswenson.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Keyser-Soze.jpg" /><br />Diddnt see that commin!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div></span>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-22421933795647251142010-02-17T23:56:00.000-08:002010-02-28T10:49:22.075-08:00Porn stars, religion & bodily functions, Nickelback + more...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32rZiCH4-I/AAAAAAAAAaY/hm9OWVFqgno/s1600-h/shrek4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 356px; height: 145px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32rZiCH4-I/AAAAAAAAAaY/hm9OWVFqgno/s400/shrek4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439692380054217698" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32q3IaQWMI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/FEonpYO6zV4/s1600-h/brovbro.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 357px; height: 152px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32q3IaQWMI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/FEonpYO6zV4/s400/brovbro.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439691789060561090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">See? I'm not the only one that reviews reviews! Or needs a life!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">*sobs quietly into my snark*</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S30Ptwn9i_I/AAAAAAAAAaA/onHoShIc4a4/s1600-h/kickass.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 354px; height: 156px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S30Ptwn9i_I/AAAAAAAAAaA/onHoShIc4a4/s400/kickass.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439521203754470386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">You mean... Nic Cage? No, no, </span></span><a href="http://netflixdoom.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-is-just-salad-of-brains-exploding.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hightly Reccomen</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> (underground reviewer extraordinaire- he even got into an advance screening!!) wouldn't get something like that wrong. LOOK HE IS A SUPERHERO.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S30D2uA8HrI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/YNWtkgA-mak/s1600-h/iwantcandy.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 341px; height: 149px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S30D2uA8HrI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/YNWtkgA-mak/s400/iwantcandy.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439508163533217458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Makes two thumbs up look downright pedestrian, eh?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3z3Nq1A8JI/AAAAAAAAAZg/lT7seayzlnk/s1600-h/sickgirl.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 153px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3z3Nq1A8JI/AAAAAAAAAZg/lT7seayzlnk/s400/sickgirl.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439494264163725458" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">That nun peeing quota gets filled up REALLY quickly... I blame the communion wine.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3zyvk6C1bI/AAAAAAAAAZY/YennyBN1ZOw/s1600-h/Picture+44.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 152px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3zyvk6C1bI/AAAAAAAAAZY/YennyBN1ZOw/s400/Picture+44.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439489349131621810" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Finally, a direct critique to Rod, the true (penis) power behind Ron "Penis" Jeremy's acting prowess. Well played. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">That's what she said?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32wg8wODrI/AAAAAAAAAaw/pb7KDGr4KiA/s1600-h/nickelback.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 161px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32wg8wODrI/AAAAAAAAAaw/pb7KDGr4KiA/s400/nickelback.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439698005044104882" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hell yeah they do. These are the streets Nickelback are from:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 172px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S32vS2wwGPI/AAAAAAAAAao/zMv6nKA8K5A/s320/Picture+2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439696663405926642" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial, fantasy;font-size:small;">CANADA, SON!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOzwibcbV4A&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOzwibcbV4A&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></span></span></span></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><i>(Shout-out the Cammy for bringing this to my attention. Thanks, I guess??)</i></span></div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-54414397838631765072010-02-17T16:55:00.000-08:002010-02-28T10:50:49.398-08:00LOL wut?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3zduN0HxBI/AAAAAAAAAY0/XYrx9qxNcjY/s1600-h/medallion.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 138px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3zduN0HxBI/AAAAAAAAAY0/XYrx9qxNcjY/s400/medallion.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439466236008711186" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I have no doubt that this would have been a better movie if 1. Jackie Chan had an Irish accent in it and 2. That boy WAS "special", and the medallion is a badge made out of tinfoil that says "Sheruff" on it.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQextJ2oI/AAAAAAAAAYs/kfstq6Vt2LA/s1600-h/hurt.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 184px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQextJ2oI/AAAAAAAAAYs/kfstq6Vt2LA/s400/hurt.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439381308369918594" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Well, as long as there's no holes in it and there's vengedence in it....</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM68XQQC3v4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM68XQQC3v4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQYY-wfkI/AAAAAAAAAYk/14fpSTTC4ls/s1600-h/recruit.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 356px; height: 135px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQYY-wfkI/AAAAAAAAAYk/14fpSTTC4ls/s400/recruit.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439381198653652546" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I totally missed the Starbucks conspiracy angle when I watched this movie. MAN, this reviewer is </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">amazing. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">I also think this rhymed, somehow, which makes it REALLY profound.</span></span></span></i></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQYI88IuI/AAAAAAAAAYc/BOIB0upEQ6E/s1600-h/kangaroojack.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 341px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQYI88IuI/AAAAAAAAAYc/BOIB0upEQ6E/s400/kangaroojack.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439381194351059682" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Translation of the lady post-Kangaroo that heard you having a "grand ole time in the theater": It's bad enough her kids dragged her to see </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Kangaroo Jack</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, the loud, manic laughter of a grown man watching it added a new layer of hell to it. </span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQX8F1tJI/AAAAAAAAAYU/67W9Dnmu8Xg/s1600-h/bigfoot.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 140px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQX8F1tJI/AAAAAAAAAYU/67W9Dnmu8Xg/s400/bigfoot.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439381190898726034" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Big foot kept them with thier(sic) eyes open and mouths closed." If there's an underground wrestler named Big Foot out there that wants to start a nanny business, your motto is </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">right here. </span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><i><b>This could BE YOU!</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ztGWQppfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/9VyGj5f1It8/s1600-h/mr+nanny+redux+revised+.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ztGWQppfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/9VyGj5f1It8/s400/mr+nanny+redux+revised+.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439483143267132914" /></a></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(Big thanks yet again to <a href="http://insomniaczac.deviantart.com/">Insomniac Zac</a> for his hot Photoshop skillz! He also made that ace AvP header.)</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQXBfvzII/AAAAAAAAAYE/KjM-zf7vT9s/s1600-h/pattison.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3yQXBfvzII/AAAAAAAAAYE/KjM-zf7vT9s/s400/pattison.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439381175169698946" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">(Click image for original size)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><i>Some </i>boys, if you catch her 11-year-old drift. *nudge*</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Memo to Robert Pattison: This is the fanbase you have cultivated at this point in your career. From now on, your success is based solely on your hair, kissing girls named Bella and how well you can brood. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/cherry_amber/Robert%20funny%20faces/l_d9b26bf12e8245eb8aff54b42d52889f.jpg" /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><i>Enjoy your fanomanal success!</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-43687978974689053692010-02-16T10:48:00.000-08:002011-05-16T09:52:14.308-07:00Brevity Is the Soul of Blogs<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3t4NITegYI/AAAAAAAAAX8/5nTMmvesUPE/s1600-h/80days.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 359px; height: 140px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3t4NITegYI/AAAAAAAAAX8/5nTMmvesUPE/s400/80days.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439073141942813058" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I hear sweet destiny is into 69/365, if you catch my drift...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt3cTPGHI/AAAAAAAAAX0/ddEIyp5R-V8/s1600-h/hulkvs.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 160px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt3cTPGHI/AAAAAAAAAX0/ddEIyp5R-V8/s400/hulkvs.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438921036748757106" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">'K.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt2Hc96JI/AAAAAAAAAXU/kLjhqs9dxSQ/s1600-h/bangkok.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 363px; height: 135px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt2Hc96JI/AAAAAAAAAXU/kLjhqs9dxSQ/s400/bangkok.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438921013972560018" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Then that movie would be called</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> Big Black Bang Coc- </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">nevermind.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt29S7t4I/AAAAAAAAAXk/cRfQOfaYp_w/s1600-h/whivegas.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 136px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt29S7t4I/AAAAAAAAAXk/cRfQOfaYp_w/s400/whivegas.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438921028425987970" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><object height="265" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CjY_uSSncQw&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CjY_uSSncQw&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="265" width="320"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;font-size:small;" >This guy has officially put more thought into this movie than anyone that actually worked on creating it.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial,fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;font-size:small;" ><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt2S1EXCI/AAAAAAAAAXc/dt0BLrACO60/s1600-h/monsterinlaw.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 177px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt2S1EXCI/AAAAAAAAAXc/dt0BLrACO60/s400/monsterinlaw.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438921017026436130" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He's right. Turnips are gross.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt3HCB_7I/AAAAAAAAAXs/QCNSuPRWzr0/s1600-h/p2.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 166px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3rt3HCB_7I/AAAAAAAAAXs/QCNSuPRWzr0/s400/p2.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438921031039451058" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I do</span><span style="font-family: verdana;" class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">n't k</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">now, I've see</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">n a</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">n obsce</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ne amou</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">nt of obsce</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ne Sa</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">nta Clauses (Clausi?) ha</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">ng out i</span></span><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content">n parki</span></span></span></span><span class="status-body"><span class="status-content"><span class="entry-content"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">ng garages.</span></span><br /></span></span></span></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-43686662725767849092010-02-15T21:37:00.000-08:002010-02-16T10:38:07.405-08:00The Super Alien Ventriloquist Bratz Final Fantasy<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxFCxi8mI/AAAAAAAAATo/nenvccGi6SU/s1600-h/bratzpixiez.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 144px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxFCxi8mI/AAAAAAAAATo/nenvccGi6SU/s400/bratzpixiez.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713462717084258" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Because Bratz: Fashion Pixiez tell the truth, and They don't want you to know the truth. Fight them with your pink sparklez, little girl! DO NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD FASHIONABLE NIGHT!!</span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 170px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oyEgS-QqI/AAAAAAAAATw/nxa0OQ_6114/s320/729608066.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438714552973673122" /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxEySvgkI/AAAAAAAAATg/PP-fWva9TlE/s1600-h/bratzoi.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 142px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxEySvgkI/AAAAAAAAATg/PP-fWva9TlE/s400/bratzoi.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713458292916802" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">This person is breeding.</span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxETIIjhI/AAAAAAAAATY/pfcnSzlrQyU/s1600-h/4bratz.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 337px; height: 157px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3oxETIIjhI/AAAAAAAAATY/pfcnSzlrQyU/s400/4bratz.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713449926921746" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Yes- your 4-year-old being alone at the mall around people that would give cigarettes to a 4-year-old is based solely on her watching a Bratz cartoon, not anything connected with bad parenting or you being Satan, or anything. </span></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow7SDrIsI/AAAAAAAAATQ/OJsmwp1aTs8/s1600-h/fart.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 81px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow7SDrIsI/AAAAAAAAATQ/OJsmwp1aTs8/s400/fart.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713295020958402" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">After those Bratz reviews, I wanted to assure you guys this is still a classy and witty blog. Enjoy!</span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow7ItlVVI/AAAAAAAAATI/DX-c6l1KZmU/s1600-h/aaa.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 163px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow7ItlVVI/AAAAAAAAATI/DX-c6l1KZmU/s400/aaa.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713292512384338" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">We're still waiting for those 4,997 other ones. Until then, this puppy is staying in my queue.</span></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow62byQTI/AAAAAAAAATA/XRVL75PSzi4/s1600-h/smb.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 362px; height: 232px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow62byQTI/AAAAAAAAATA/XRVL75PSzi4/s400/smb.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713287605895474" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">You don't need luck! You're 10! That's how it works when you're 10, your parents and teachers just realize you're 10 and you're a world weary and cynical 10-year-old and you've seen it all before.</span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Unless this meeting is gonna be based on your 10-year-old spelling grades. Then you are 10-year-old "screwed".</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow6tqM49I/AAAAAAAAAS4/nBowpKC_vkg/s1600-h/triloquist.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 155px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow6tqM49I/AAAAAAAAAS4/nBowpKC_vkg/s400/triloquist.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713285250442194" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Jeff Dunham from hell? Isn't that redundant? *rimshot!*</span></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow6Qx589I/AAAAAAAAASw/0tq4VM4kaB4/s1600-h/dubbahorror.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 82px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3ow6Qx589I/AAAAAAAAASw/0tq4VM4kaB4/s400/dubbahorror.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438713277498127314" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(click for full-size)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">A fan of Twilight that didn't know that Jacob was a werewolf. </span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">This person is also breeding.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></div></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-82650159357818029282010-02-13T12:20:00.000-08:002010-02-24T09:53:14.117-08:00I love you, so here's some scary reviews!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3cJiUnnxHI/AAAAAAAAARI/vlvbEmx86Hg/s1600-h/avatar.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 347px; height: 168px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3cJiUnnxHI/AAAAAAAAARI/vlvbEmx86Hg/s400/avatar.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437825560328258674" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">$2 billion worth of dorks wanna see it? I feel your pain though, I ignored the commercials just like you and went to the theaters expecting a revival of the </span></span><a href="http://movies.bollysite.com/movie/avatar-1941.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">1941 Bengali film Avatar</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, directed by Premankur Atorthy. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">BTW, here's the TOTALLY non-dorky guy directing your avatar movie:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 390px;" src="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">"You see, it's with </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">unobtanium</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> that he can bend the air..."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="FlashVars" value="id=0b171081bd005483af1975263000905f"><embed src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="id=0b171081bd005483af1975263000905f" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJh02AkMI/AAAAAAAAARw/Qxm4iAXw8x0/s1600-h/gia.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 342px; height: 159px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJh02AkMI/AAAAAAAAARw/Qxm4iAXw8x0/s400/gia.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438177395519557826" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PkGDrV_2ehI&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PkGDrV_2ehI&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&hd=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJhtvCWBI/AAAAAAAAARo/UWOw_6IwrLk/s1600-h/darkknight.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 361px; height: 147px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJhtvCWBI/AAAAAAAAARo/UWOw_6IwrLk/s400/darkknight.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438177393611266066" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Who would, right? Heath Ledger's acting got even better reviews than he did in </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Brokeback Mountain</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, he won an Oscar for it, he </span><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/01/24/2008-01-24_jack_nicholson_warned_heath_ledger_on_jo.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">even pissed off Jack Nicholson with jealousy to the point of Nicholson acting like a fucking monster</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, it's one of the highest grossing AND critically acclaimed movies ever and people will be watching it forever.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Oh, wait. Did you mean Batman? Yeah, his voice is pretty death metal ridiculous in this. It could be worse, though...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.movie-moron.com/wp-content/gallery/batman/batman-comic-cover-29.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 420px; height: 598px;" src="http://www.movie-moron.com/wp-content/gallery/batman/batman-comic-cover-29.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small; font-style: italic; ">Robin-Ape is lying in wait on the other roof, poo at the ready to fling for distraction!</span></div></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJhdJs-JI/AAAAAAAAARg/Z6adhylYurQ/s1600-h/2sisters.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 165px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJhdJs-JI/AAAAAAAAARg/Z6adhylYurQ/s400/2sisters.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438177389159708818" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I KNOW I SAW THAT MOVIE TOO, IT HAS THAT ONE LADY IN IT. I THINK BOOGALOO SHRIMP WAS IN IT, TOO. HE WORE A HAT.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJg0oh72I/AAAAAAAAARY/QS9d4qe_HPs/s1600-h/bambi.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 347px; height: 137px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJg0oh72I/AAAAAAAAARY/QS9d4qe_HPs/s400/bambi.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438177378283155298" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">So, let me get this straight. You think it's good, and sometimes </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">grea</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">t, and maybe even </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">funny</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> that Bambi's mother was murdered? Wow. Just... wow.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hSNuB8hHI/AAAAAAAAASA/m-HrYVzA34U/s1600-h/Picture+52.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 88px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hSNuB8hHI/AAAAAAAAASA/m-HrYVzA34U/s400/Picture+52.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438186945697842290" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Our favorite boundry-pushing underground reviewer </span><a href="http://netflixdoom.blogspot.com/2010/02/this-is-just-salad-of-brains-exploding.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hightly Reccomen</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> is back!! This time with porno cartoon cats and reccomening underage naked girls to "all HORNY MEN." Hey, it got his thing ROCK HARD- Hightly would NOT steer you wrong!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Michael-Chiklis-Mad-About-Superhero-The-Thing-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 272px;" src="http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Michael-Chiklis-Mad-About-Superhero-The-Thing-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Mmm, yeah. That's EXACTLY what it looks like....</span></i></div></span></div><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJgjIImtI/AAAAAAAAARQ/pW7MCaLaXNc/s1600-h/50cent.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 137px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3hJgjIImtI/AAAAAAAAARQ/pW7MCaLaXNc/s400/50cent.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438177373583874770" /></a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I'll tell you why you have those feelings.... you're becoming a woman. Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you get all the azz your heart desires.</span></div><div><br /></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-69857453683130330662010-02-12T12:12:00.000-08:002010-02-13T12:16:20.998-08:00Friday Night Twisters!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W3b4ue7QI/AAAAAAAAARA/71CLHAUxVNU/s1600-h/twister.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 154px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W3b4ue7QI/AAAAAAAAARA/71CLHAUxVNU/s400/twister.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437453814831443202" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Oh boy!!! Wow, if this is how much she enjoys a 1 star movie... I don't want to be anywhere near her when she sees a 5 star one. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Chase that rainbow tornado of love, babydoll! </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2lsptGXI/AAAAAAAAAQw/JjU2cGeTvCU/s1600-h/twisters.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 151px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2lsptGXI/AAAAAAAAAQw/JjU2cGeTvCU/s400/twisters.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452883877239154" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Don't worry, then Bill Paxton came riding in on the GOOD twisters and they totally fought them and the monsters in my closet who I don't feel bad for at all and won!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2lVX8I8I/AAAAAAAAAQo/DVJPT2kKH6A/s1600-h/red+mist.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 175px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2lVX8I8I/AAAAAAAAAQo/DVJPT2kKH6A/s400/red+mist.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452877628711874" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I thought this review was pretty good. I did not think this review was good at all. However, this movie has a tornado at the end! Apparently! Movie marathon!!!</div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2k1JO5sI/AAAAAAAAAQY/FD_MZqfswGA/s1600-h/noturning.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 254px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2k1JO5sI/AAAAAAAAAQY/FD_MZqfswGA/s400/noturning.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452868977092290" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Remember: it's only racism if it's against your particular race or a race you don't like makes said racist remark. Only a liquored up Irish green-eyed monster would say otherwise.</div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2kr0UoeI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/1zHi8as5SEo/s1600-h/next.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 151px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2kr0UoeI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/1zHi8as5SEo/s400/next.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452866473468386" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">That's the problem I had with this movie as well. Too glamorous. </div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Also, not enough Jessica Biel tush.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2phuLPuI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/tK5h_03k4Ec/s1600-h/shafted.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pYqprn9pCVY/S3W2phuLPuI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/tK5h_03k4Ec/s400/shafted.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452949662678754" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"He's a baaad mutha-"</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Shut your mouth!"</div><div style="text-align: center;">"I'm just talking 'bout <i>Romeo Must Die</i>!" </div><div style="text-align: center;">"..."</div><div style="text-align: center;">*bang bang bang!*</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></div>Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com2