I personally think Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a little hotter as a blonde as Fred in the Scooby-Doo movies, but I can't fault a guy that takes the time to type out the actual noises he makes as he imagines Prinze acting woodenly in a way only Sarah Michelle Gellar could truly know.
Don't hate on her, PETA! The media has showed us that pre-menopausal women are crazed sex-seeking cougars, the girl can't help it. Also- it's Eddie Murphy. He made Meet Dave. Meet Dave.
Doctors can afford REAL rocks, ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. I would assume he meant "oscillations" but I'm just going to assume he's insane, instead.
Several short cummings? I can only assume he means there's a musical interlude where little people Alan Cumming lookalikes jump on the trampolines for a bit. I think I would enjoy watching that.
A half rack is good for BBQ ribs. A half rack in this particular instance just sounds terrifying.
1. People that call their spouse "hubby" or "wifey" are terrible people, it's just a fact.
2. In case you're not in the know, this is what Nickelback looks like:
"At least my porn don't attempt to sing at me, wifey."
Well, you can't fault it for false advertising.
I personally think Shaka Zulu is his best, but to each their own.