I personally think Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a little hotter as a blonde as Fred in the Scooby-Doo movies, but I can't fault a guy that takes the time to type out the actual noises he makes as he imagines Prinze acting woodenly in a way only Sarah Michelle Gellar could truly know.
Don't hate on her, PETA! The media has showed us that pre-menopausal women are crazed sex-seeking cougars, the girl can't help it. Also- it's Eddie Murphy. He made Meet Dave. Meet Dave.
Doctors can afford REAL rocks, ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. I would assume he meant "oscillations" but I'm just going to assume he's insane, instead.
Several short cummings? I can only assume he means there's a musical interlude where little people Alan Cumming lookalikes jump on the trampolines for a bit. I think I would enjoy watching that.
A half rack is good for BBQ ribs. A half rack in this particular instance just sounds terrifying.
1. People that call their spouse "hubby" or "wifey" are terrible people, it's just a fact.
2. In case you're not in the know, this is what Nickelback looks like:
"At least my porn don't attempt to sing at me, wifey."
Well, you can't fault it for false advertising.
Hottest in the woooooorld.
I'm just kidding, he so is. Lookit that brow!!
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You just associated Nickleback and porn in my mind. You may have ruined porn for me!!
ReplyDeleteI saw 1 1/2 racks fit for trampolining in Total Recall, but I suspect he meant separately. Monomammarical trampolining is overrated.
ReplyDelete"Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh"
Maybe she'd like hubby's porn more if Chad played the Sexy Stud. Once he starts singing Kinky Kelly's like putty in his hands.