Sunday, February 7, 2010

Plenty of Shame For Both Genders


I personally think Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a little hotter as a blonde as Fred in the Scooby-Doo movies, but I can't fault a guy that takes the time to type out the actual noises he makes as he imagines Prinze acting woodenly in a way only Sarah Michelle Gellar could truly know.
Don't hate on her, PETA! The media has showed us that pre-menopausal women are crazed sex-seeking cougars, the girl can't help it. Also- it's Eddie Murphy. He made Meet Dave. Meet Dave.
Doctors can afford REAL rocks, ifyouknowhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. I would assume he meant "oscillations" but I'm just going to assume he's insane, instead.
Several short cummings? I can only assume he means there's a musical interlude where little people Alan Cumming lookalikes jump on the trampolines for a bit. I think I would enjoy watching that.
A half rack is good for BBQ ribs. A half rack in this particular instance just sounds terrifying.
1. People that call their spouse "hubby" or "wifey" are terrible people, it's just a fact.
2. In case you're not in the know, this is what Nickelback looks like:
"At least my porn don't attempt to sing at me, wifey."
Well, you can't fault it for false advertising.
I personally think Shaka Zulu is his best, but to each their own.
Hottest in the woooooorld.
I'm just kidding, he so is. Lookit that brow!!

2 comments:

  1. You just associated Nickleback and porn in my mind. You may have ruined porn for me!!

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  2. I saw 1 1/2 racks fit for trampolining in Total Recall, but I suspect he meant separately. Monomammarical trampolining is overrated.

    "Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh"
    Maybe she'd like hubby's porn more if Chad played the Sexy Stud. Once he starts singing Kinky Kelly's like putty in his hands.

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