Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Sunday SUPER ENTRY!

Because I am too geeky to be into football, here is an extra long entry (that'swhatshesaid) and you also get a bonus one right below!

Hey Mikey! He... don't like it, so much. :(
Yeah it's in my queue! I need to know, know, know.

This review made me feel so deeply, I wrote a truly terrible poem about it.

My love for Shakespere is so great,

My heart melts when a 1 star at Netflix he doth rates.

The night cries when conformity is the demand,

Why not instead just rent "Juwanna Mann".

Too bad she lost those five long years. That whole time she could have been putting on a red clown nose and been aggressively forcing people to laugh at terrible jokes just to get her out of the room. If that was an improvement, I can only imagine her schtick pre-Patch was punching out babies and calling them an asshole for asking reasonable questions.
They ARE all "wronge" because everyone knows that Nic Cage in the movie= instant quality. Please, um, don't follow up on that statement with any research.

5 out of 5, for getting the plot completely wrong and giving Saint Nicolas your full faith, love and support so he can continue making movies such as "Knowing", "Next", the "Wicker Man" might end up being better than "Season of the Witch" in which case I will rip my "Face/Off".

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1 comment:

  1. As GI Joe says, "Knowing is half the battle."
    Unfortunately, the other half might involve acting.

    It's good to see someone else who longs for the non-poetic Shakespeare remake series. Get all those silly words out of the way once and for all.