(Click image for regular size, though you really won't need to.)
Wait- what's required whenever Cruz is on screen?
Your lack of clarity makes these reviews unreadable.
That guy from that piano movie: "Jesus Christo woman, what are you saying??"
CRUZ TRANSLATION: "I will now consume your soul through your neck flesh with my alien suction fingers, Adrien Brody."*
*(I'd like to thank the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center for providing the translation. You guys are the best!!)