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Wait- what's required whenever Cruz is on screen?
Your lack of clarity makes these reviews unreadable.
That guy from that piano movie: "Jesus Christo woman, what are you saying??"
CRUZ TRANSLATION: "I will now consume your soul through your neck flesh with my alien suction fingers, Adrien Brody."*
*(I'd like to thank the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center for providing the translation. You guys are the best!!)
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No sound at all is required when Cruz is on screen! Rawrr!
ReplyDeleteSTRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! RED FLAG TOUCH!
ReplyDeleteThis person may know about subtitles, but apparently has yet to grasp the lesson of SUBTLETIES! Bam!
ReplyDeleteover/under on how many of those movies the reviewer actually watched before making this assessment?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with 2.5
I do love that they needed subtitles for her uncredited work as "Party Guest" in El Efecto Mariposa though. And that she made it unwatchable. Maybe they were really thinking of Ashton Kutcher, or maybe they really were able to understand everyone else's Spanish but hers.
That reminds me of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" from The Shining.
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