YOU LIE! Sigh. I got all excited, too. Now all we can do is imagine it... or watch Youtube videos of mash-ups of Child's Play & Leprechaun!
This totally looks like a fantastic movie that would set box office records!!
Amen, sister! Action heroes just don't know who to punch anymore...
Not him, he's Republican!! I know he's an Austrian actor, but he's not a Democrat!! Dammit, Sly, you used to know how to be a MAN!
Hell yeah! Just as long as the person you punch is for Obama's healthcare plan- then it's not a bad thing at all, it's JUSTICE.
Alright- full disclosure. Obama personally cancelled it because Biden hates Skeet Ulrich.
"Put on a SHIRT young man, and stop writing things on yourself like some methed-out child! What the hell kind of name is Skeet anyway, do you think that's professional? I can't believe anyone thought you'd be the next Johnny Depp... "The Craft". Please. More like "The Crap"! And "Scream"! Sir, what in God's name do you have against the lovely Neve Campbell?"
Not really in the mood to snark this reviewer. You knew what the f**k the movie was about when you chose to rent it. Don't expect art to
conform to your narrow, bigoted little "agenda". Don't like the movie-
fine. But don't act like a twisted little monster that deserves to be
somewhere at the exclusion of others. /end rant.
Sorry, I need a review palette cleanser after that...