Teen Sex Comedies of the DAMNED!

Young girls... the whole fixation with vampire movies- sorry, "vampier moveis"- is only helping to shove dudes towards these straight-to-video T&A fests! You need to come together, watch "Lost Boys" with each other and work the whole thing out.

Oh cool, really? 'Cause you make it sound so intereszzzzzzing.

Wha? Oh, sorry! As I was saying, you really bring the plot and characters to lifzzzzzzz

I refuse to see this or believe it, I seem to be trapped in some fugue dream state.

So... I guess the ending was spoiled? Yet somehow I still have no idea what happened? Or if you even reviewed a movie, or if this is merely a peek into an entry from some weird dream journal you keep? So... thanks?

I'm cool on imagining that, actually. I appreciate you sharing your imagination, though.

Not to mention encouraging me to commit suicide. Like Thanksgiving all over again....

So, does she mean "cutie" or Quentin Tarantino? YOU make the call!!

(It's kind of an easy call, actually- if it was Tarantino the milk maids would be called the Milk Maid Mafia and katanas would be involved, somehow- and FEET!)

I didn't get the "DR. NO SUCKS" reference, until I looked at the cast list and saw that the gorgeous Ursela Andress was in "Slave of the Cannibal God" as well. So in Hightly's mind, this-

is complete poo compared to this-

Ok I gotta admit, Ursela Undead finally doing in the Highlander would be pretty sweet. Hightly, you've done it again!!

(Big thanks yet again to Insomniac Zac for his sweet Bond girl zombie making skillz!)

This is just a salad of brains exploding. Supper's on!

BLACK and WHITE? But STILL GOOD? I simply can't fathom that, madame! *retires to the fainting couch*

Unstand it? Oh, UNDERSTAND it. Most of it? Well, since you did watch the whole thing... ok, you can go watch monster trucks, now.

Hey! Missy- we are going to need to discuss your spelling later on, alright? Now get out of here, you nut!
Hightly Reccman is a legendary underground movie/DVD reviewer. Here we see some of what made him so famous- his macabre yet enticing imagery of the guts of Don Knotts and a clone army of Eroy Jetsons (who Eroy is, we may never truly know.) Clearly one of our most layered men of letters, and one with a clear appreciation of derriere humour.

Here, we see Hightly's distress with children. Not for kids, but you like seeing babies cry? Not to mention, school girls getting done in (wickedly, even!)? I guess it's not for kids because they'll be far more disturbed by this guy cheering at innocent youth getting slaughtered than they would by the actual movie...

Good or sad? WHICH?? When while we know the times it's sad? And then good?? THE SHIP SINKS?!? *Before* the end of the movie? James Cameron... will your bending of our minds never cease???

Guh?

Hightly Reccomen (formerly Reccmen), you went straight over my head yet again, you rascal!! :D

Taste Example #001: Not every person turns into a film snob post-college.