Ride the Funky Freedom Train of Love, Baby!

He's... free...

(Play the video for the full majesty!

Free...

Ooo... Google needs to do a Caligula-themed search commercial asap.

Nude Roman commune... the Romans were the first dirty, free-lovin' hippies in history, you know. Very educational film, this.

I don't know... it seems like a fairly lateral move to me.

I think you mean a 3 inch part!

*rimshot*

Does it? Really? Because I would think it'd be more like "Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the DEADEST one of all?"

or

"The most MURDERED of them all?"

or

"The most STABBED of them all?"

or

"The most- HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GHOST IN THE MIRROR!"

"TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!"

Just funkaaay!

Don't question it, baby