This *dude* finds Twilight a more satisfying cinematic experience than Francois Truffaut's Les quatre cents coups... he loses his movie lover AND dude card.
Why else would the white men so ruthlessly take their land? Only tits can inspire that kind of savagery...
Something about this bugs me... *rimshot* *ducks*
What's not to like, bikini girl? What's not to like- bikini girl! Either way, good storyline.
Of course it's not going to work, you're using a 7 speaker system. If only she could have seen the whole movie... 
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