tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.comments2023-04-03T06:30:03.492-07:00// Netflix Reviews of Doom \\Stephanie C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-61938892593438285272013-03-29T21:58:52.353-07:002013-03-29T21:58:52.353-07:00I really wana thank you for providing such informa...I really wana thank you for providing such informative and qualitative material so often.<a href="http://www.howtogetusnetflix.com/" rel="nofollow">how to get us netflix in canada</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17609715307156401068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-81207053616179407652012-01-15T00:27:01.240-08:002012-01-15T00:27:01.240-08:00Good stuff! Just stumbled across your blog today a...Good stuff! Just stumbled across your blog today and hopfully we'll see more posts soon :)Elwood Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09661750406352159996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-27227437339117473242011-07-15T22:17:18.336-07:002011-07-15T22:17:18.336-07:00:):)Zeke Overkillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725011502093913105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-66750365790730205522011-05-19T17:50:30.319-07:002011-05-19T17:50:30.319-07:00Thanks kid! I'm glad we both survived the year...Thanks kid! I'm glad we both survived the year. I gotta admit I have a crush on Megan Fox, I just wish she was a humble pin-up model or something.Stephanie C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-86999589637669879562011-05-17T06:30:39.878-07:002011-05-17T06:30:39.878-07:00To quote Raiders of the Lost Ark, "I am so pl...To quote Raiders of the Lost Ark, "I am so pleased you are not dead!"<br /><br />Y'know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it: Megan Fox really WAS the best thing about the first two Transformers movies. Also, I hate Megan Fox with the anger of a thousand burning suns, which are also clenched inside angry fists, which are themselves on fire (this is extra fire, not fire related to the burning suns). So, y'know, there is THAT.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-3736810417756521372011-03-08T08:01:01.097-08:002011-03-08T08:01:01.097-08:00That reminds me of "All work and no play make...That reminds me of "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" from The Shining.Ms. MMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01282527715089409701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-73075304013863309112010-05-10T09:36:49.322-07:002010-05-10T09:36:49.322-07:00Sounds brilliant, I'll watch for it.Sounds brilliant, I'll watch for it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-65843799697777871072010-05-02T22:55:27.299-07:002010-05-02T22:55:27.299-07:00I'll give it a peek, next time I have a chance...I'll give it a peek, next time I have a chance.<br /><br />:)Zeke Overkillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725011502093913105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-58240843812286555042010-03-10T14:11:57.910-08:002010-03-10T14:11:57.910-08:00I love how Hightly feels compelled to make clear t...I love how Hightly feels compelled to make clear the fact that the kids were turned into EVIL killers. I mean, turning them into good killers would be one thing, and we could probably all look the other way while they're disemboweling someone's grandmother as long as they're being good. But EVIL killers? Well who can stand for that?Jason Rambozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00296130433079552230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-14465475215948986192010-03-10T01:38:32.352-08:002010-03-10T01:38:32.352-08:00Well stood in Stefano.
I like ricotta myself (Sim...Well stood in Stefano.<br /><br />I like ricotta myself (Simon and I, we're like this *fingers crossed*), but cottage cheese not so much. For mild cinema give me Brie, but I prefer a nice Gorgonzola with some kind of sweet sauce to offset it... like, say, Forgetting Sarah Marshall... or maybe one of those classic nun-peeing flicks.<br /><br /><br />(still haven't been paid for those Newport ads, but at least they let me keep the ultra hip shirt)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-51848313895901824212010-03-09T22:25:44.453-08:002010-03-09T22:25:44.453-08:00Woo hoo, update!! The weekend was too long.
And..u...Woo hoo, update!! The weekend was too long.<br />And..uh...good job, um... Staphano.<br /><br /><br />Sidenote: Am I the only one who has seen that Black Roses flick?Zeke Overkillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725011502093913105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-90710422630161555742010-03-09T19:07:19.271-08:002010-03-09T19:07:19.271-08:00pitchpoo? ha
i like the scary kazaam kids idea
a...pitchpoo? ha<br /><br />i like the scary kazaam kids idea<br />and all those hot science scenes<br /><br />smokinHammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01815982295513743109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-26422538765879861832010-03-08T10:26:14.114-08:002010-03-08T10:26:14.114-08:00I SO miss the Critic, thanks for the Jay Sherman r...I SO miss the Critic, thanks for the Jay Sherman reference! More evidence there that renting the PG-13 Eight-legged Freaks to see Kari's tatas was not just silly but unnecessary.<br /><br />Would that the Bill Nye biopic was real!!! Golden.<br /><br />Y'know, it's refreshing to see someone else agrees that Tarantino ruins everything with all that chit chat. Totally destroyed the could've-been-great Pulp Fiction with all that useless talk too... "foot massage... holiest of holies???" Just blow the dudes away already! And why would I care to hear where Bruce Willis's watch has been when I could be watching him hack up Zed Samurai style? Borrrrrrring!aUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-39666208215260622202010-03-08T06:20:25.292-08:002010-03-08T06:20:25.292-08:00You shouldn't post quality movie scripts like ...You shouldn't post quality movie scripts like this in public. I hear Michael Bay stole it and already has it greenlit for production. They're in talks with Megan Fox to play hot, naked chick/grief counselor #42.<br /><br />Also: I would totally watch "He Blinded Me With Science: The Violent, Erotic Story of Bill Nye the Science Guy" over and over.<br /><br />Also also: I've been trying for years to convince the film critic industry to move to a rating scale of "1 to Kari-Whurer-naked." They keep giving me some blah blah blah about "poor taste" and "limited applicability." Whatever!Jason Rambozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00296130433079552230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-43311285993320435232010-03-06T02:34:23.623-08:002010-03-06T02:34:23.623-08:00If you don't have one yet, we need to get you ...If you don't have one yet, we need to get you an Agent, ASAP!!<br />Can I make a movie poster?<br />I can see it now.<br />Don Swazye and Frank Stallone in...<br /><br />Ninja-KaBlooie Part 1: The Explosive Tale of Antonio and McCloud.Zeke Overkillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725011502093913105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-83937832389645093282010-03-04T13:36:28.265-08:002010-03-04T13:36:28.265-08:00I love how ICP proves that you can get legions of ...I love how ICP proves that you can get legions of rabid (sometimes literally) fans without any talent, just by strutting around stage in tons of caked-on makeup. I mean, that males can do that.<br /><br />Let this be a lesson to you, kids: foul, violent, racist, misogynistic lyrics and a cheap gimmick beat talent every time!Jason Rambozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00296130433079552230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-50530623960792593462010-03-03T14:18:39.507-08:002010-03-03T14:18:39.507-08:00You'll neva know what real shit is.
Oh wait, ...You'll neva know what real shit is.<br /><br />Oh wait, you got Homies on YouTube, so maybe you do know real shit when you hear it. Complete, utter, unmatched shit. Real. Magic. Please make it a magically disappear.<br /><br />I actually let Homies play in the background for a whole MINUTE as I read on before I had to go back and make it stop. I'm building my tolerance maybe, but at what cost? You poison your body in small doses in the hope that it will be able to handle a concentrated attack at a later date, like Wesley did with the iocane powder. One day I might find myself holed up Manuel Noriega-style, trying to hold the last shreds of my junta together, and the greedy imperialists will try to drive me out blasting their Hokus Pokus and their I Want My Shit, and I'll be one step ahead of them. Hollow and vacant, but prepared. Jason Statham can play me in the movie they inevitably make, but please let Stephen Sondheim do the soundtrack.<br /><br /><br /><br />(Yeah, I'll never "get it," and boy howdy am I glad!)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-15646553971082946702010-03-02T19:52:03.261-08:002010-03-02T19:52:03.261-08:00I'm a sucker for good conversation.I'm a sucker for good conversation.Philemonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02526868178534416697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-12631655490384680302010-03-02T19:48:35.788-08:002010-03-02T19:48:35.788-08:00Philemon- You sure... have those Cobra quotes down...Philemon- You sure... have those Cobra quotes down. Um, I hope for your sake they do that movie!Stephanie C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-73152504316422219002010-03-02T19:33:19.772-08:002010-03-02T19:33:19.772-08:00Brokeback Mountain is the disease, and he's th...Brokeback Mountain is the disease, and he's the cure.<br /><br />That disease being entertainment, and the cure being 7th Heaven.<br /><br />Also, there is no situation in life that a quote from Cobra cannot fix:<br /><br />Pulled over by a traffic cop - "This is where the law stops and I start - sucker!"<br /><br />Heated paintball match - "Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you!"<br /><br />Run into Ben Franklin on time travelling adventures - "You're history."<br /><br />Wife on her period and acting whacky - "I don't deal with psychos. I put them away. "<br /><br />Thank you Marion Cobretti...thank you.<br /><br />Wait..his name's Marion? <br /><br />That's kinda...<br /><br />Oh!<br /><br />INSPIRATION!!<br /><br />Screw Chucky and Leprechaun. I can see the marquee: COBRA ESCAPES FROM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!Philemonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02526868178534416697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-54116022454749294772010-03-02T18:00:47.247-08:002010-03-02T18:00:47.247-08:00Sorry I didn't finish the photoshop of Chucky ...Sorry I didn't finish the photoshop of Chucky and the Leprechaun nude and holding each other draped in the Pride flag watching 7th Heaven !!<br /><br />Great update!Zeke Overkillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04725011502093913105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-90094441969310202792010-03-02T17:52:31.763-08:002010-03-02T17:52:31.763-08:00Oh dear - forget all those Alice in Wonderland tra...Oh dear - forget all those Alice in Wonderland trailers I've been drooling over, they NEED to make the Chucky/Leprechaun thing happen!<br /><br />Damn, look how very manly Sly and Arnie look in that pic!!! They should be out pummeling liberals together somewhere.<br /><br />Let's be fair though, it's not just the Socialist regimes that are anti-Skeet. Bush had Miracles buried because the whole "God is nowhere/now here" thing overtaxed his brain.<br /><br />Sheesh. Next thing you know they'll be wanting to let gays be all gay with each other right there in the foxholes and stuff too! Damn gays and their agenda. Just like soldiers and other manly men, clearly no cowboys would actually want to be gay, it's a Joker and Bubble Boy plot of some kind. The only thing that redeems that review is that it gave you the excuse to bring up "Cowboys are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other" just like I hoped you would and pretty much make my day!<br /><br />I now never have to watch 7th Heaven. I think I could pass a test after that one.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-68412925952724026522010-03-01T18:20:55.220-08:002010-03-01T18:20:55.220-08:00Not to mention "Lassie's" secret gen...Not to mention "Lassie's" secret gender!<br /><br />You can't blame the bulls for being bulls though, can you? I need a movie from the bulls' point of view. They can't ALL be smelling the flowers all day, after all.<br /><br />Someone exhausted all the real opportunities to see Kari Wuhrer's breasts and was hoping Eight-Legged Freaks would provide more? Dedication<br /><br />The son's not interested in learning to read with phonics? I sense trouble ahead.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-70905684767579147012010-03-01T18:00:56.801-08:002010-03-01T18:00:56.801-08:00you keep on... keep on bringing out... the undead ...you keep on... keep on bringing out... the undead in me<br /><br />I was all over Baitshop until that damned spoiler. Who knew there'd be a good guy in it?<br /><br />Damn. Dan in Real Life IS a good movie... and then they had to go giving Jeff Dunham equal love? I suspect he loved Dane Cook in Dan in Real Life too, but wished he'd been whackier and spouted some of his humorous observational insights on life.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11017227076897310693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8476505292548950456.post-5364487751514876982010-03-01T18:00:01.751-08:002010-03-01T18:00:01.751-08:00Oh lord, do NOT get me started on the nose rings. ...Oh lord, do NOT get me started on the nose rings. The worst was this exchange student, Ferdinand. He was in the closet and instead of just being awesome and accepting it, he'd take girls on dates just to gore them. SO glad high school is over!!Stephanie C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09225090476880262348noreply@blogger.com